# Are there any dirty knock-knock jokes?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 27, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896 "2008-07-27T02:11:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/1 "2008-07-27T02:11:16Z")
I can’t think of any … but I’ve lived a sheltered life.
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/2 "2008-07-27T02:34:37Z")
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.
Kind of lame, but it’s the first thing I found googling.
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/3 "2008-07-28T18:59:27Z")
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
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### Author:  [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/4 "2008-07-28T22:53:37Z")
While living in Honolulu, I heard the following one that I think must be all the rage with elementary school boys; not really **dirty** , though. You need to know the definition of [mahu](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mahu&defid=799381) for it to make any sense (I like definition 3).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meema.
Meema who?
**Haha – you’re a _mahu_!**
(And penis ensues…)
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/5 "2008-07-28T23:42:10Z")
There are so few things in this world one can count on – that Dopers will be able to come up with examples of an arbitrary subgenre of stupid humor would be one of them.
Many thanks, guys.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/6 "2008-07-29T01:05:55Z")
[QUOTE=twickster]
There are so few things in this world one can count on – that Dopers will be able to come up with examples of an arbitrary subgenre of stupid humor would be one of them.
Many thanks, guys.
[/QUOTE]
Personally, I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that there are people who _know_ dirty knock knock jokes or the fact that somebody would actually post a thread _asking_ for dirty knock knock jokes.
😛
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/7 "2008-07-29T01:14:05Z")
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
\ Who would you _like_ it to be?
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/8 "2008-07-29T01:39:04Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear]
Personally, I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that there are people who _know_ dirty knock knock jokes or the fact that somebody would actually post a thread _asking_ for dirty knock knock jokes.
😛
[/QUOTE]
Nah – the fact that someone would spend his birthday eve reading such a thread trumps both. 😉
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/9 "2008-07-29T02:53:59Z")
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck your brains out.
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/10 "2008-07-29T15:12:33Z")
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Budweiser
Budweiser who?
Budweiser girlfriend walking funny? Have you been screwing her brains out all night?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
King Henry the Second
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/11 "2008-07-29T15:23:03Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.
Kind of lame, but it’s the first thing I found googling.
[/QUOTE]
I am so going to hell for laughing at this.
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-dirty-knock-knock-jokes/457896/12 "2008-07-31T23:31:45Z")
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?