# Are there any tv shows you watch for a really stupid reason?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 30, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499 "2002-10-30T05:30:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/21 "2002-10-30T14:29:30Z")

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I caught the first episode of “Girl’s Club” on Fox because I dig Gretchen Mol. Now I’m totally sucked in. Never watched one of them David E Kelly joints before.

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**Author:** ![chukhung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@chukhung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chukhung)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/22 "2002-10-30T14:57:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \*  
> \*\*I caught the first episode of “Girl’s Club” on Fox because I dig Gretchen Mol. Now I’m totally sucked in. Never watched one of them David E Kelly joints before. \*\*

Bad news, Kid, this just out on the AP wire:

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> Fox canceled producer David E. Kelley’s new law office drama “girls club” after just two airings because of low ratings. The drama about three female lawyers in San Francisco debuted last week but finished 82nd out of 131 total rated programs, according to Nielsen Media Research. The Monday night show lost nearly 1 million viewers this week and gave up more than half the audience that tuned in for Kelley’s “Boston Public,” which preceded it.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/23 "2002-10-30T15:10:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*I love Hamtaro! I always do the dance with the end credits. My son loves it when Hamtaro “shakes his booty” (Dominic’s words, not mine) \*\*

As do I–love that dance! Especially the part where Hamtaro kicks in on the air drums.

My son (5.5) is partial to Oxnard for some reason; I (31.5) identify with Boss. Gradually, I’m figuring out the names of the others: Howdy, Bijou, Jingle, um…

Howdy, BTW, is the one I can’t figure out: he _looks_ like he’s supposed to be a Sumo-Ham, but he speaks with a thick, exaggerated Cowboy accent.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/24 "2002-10-30T15:13:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
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> You mean John Bunnel? I like those lame puns he throws out after every perp gets arrested:
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> “This guy thought he could get away in a stolen vegetable truck, but now he’ll have plenty of time to toss salads, _in jail!_” \*\*

My favorite is when some cracker used his beer to put out a fire in a convenience store trashcan:

“This hard drinking, quick thinking good samaratan (sp!) saved the day 12 cold ounces at a time.”

Ya’ gotta love it!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/25 "2002-10-30T15:18:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pantellerite \*
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> …  
> Also, regarding the aforementioned **Son of the Beach** –one of my most favorite shows ever, I’ve read that FX has decided to not renew it because it doesn’t fit in with the new image they’re trying to portray (I’ll try and find the link). So, it appears to be cancelled for good, especially considering

Noooooo!!! How dare they!!! They’re trying to emulate HBO, a channel that has that stupid Taxi Cab Confessions series, and they think that SOTB is too lowbrow for them? WTF???

Now I’m :mad:

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/26 "2002-10-30T15:39:40Z")

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The History Channel has a new show called “Mail Call.” Basically, R. Lee Ermey (the DI from _Full Metal Jacket_) reads letters about the latest military equipment, then demos the equipment. It’s basically a half-hour demonstration of how to blow stuff up real good.

I watch it whenever I can. I’m so ashamed. 🙂

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/27 "2002-10-30T16:10:03Z")

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from the Yahoo! news story linked above:

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> Once known for running endless repeats of “In Living Color” and “M_A_S\*H,” the network has made an effort during the past 18 months to reinvent itself

Damn, I guess I’ll have to stop calling them The _M_A_S_H\* Channel now. I swear to God there was a period of about two years were I could _not_ surf past that channel without that show being on. I guess they’ve finally paid Alan Alda back all that money they stole from him.

In response to the OP, would watching reruns of _Wonder Woman_ just to see Lynda Carter’s boobies bounce count as a “really stupid reason”? I mean, that was one of the major elements of the show, after all. I mean two of the … oh, never mind. 🙂

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/28 "2002-10-30T16:57:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JohnT \*  
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> My favorite is when some cracker used his beer to put out a fire in a convenience store trashcan:
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> “This hard drinking, quick thinking good samaratan (sp!) saved the day 12 cold ounces at a time.”
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> Ya’ gotta love it! \*\*

“Some cracker”? 😕

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/29 "2002-10-30T17:40:35Z")

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Hhhmmm, in college I had a friend with a deep and passionate obsession with Shannen Doherty- He was so excited when Charmed came on he almost drooled, so obviously the roomate and I had to watch so we could later mock…it was all well and good until the insidious cheese-ball dialogue got really entertaining. “The power of 3 will set us free…” led to higher and less sophisticated levels of crap. It was almost a weekly thing with me for awhile…but I’m in a 12-step program now, I should be okay.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/30 "2002-10-30T18:01:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pantellerite \*  
> \*\*My son (5.5) is partial to Oxnard for some reason; I (31.5) identify with Boss. Gradually, I’m figuring out the names of the others: Howdy, Bijou, Jingle, um… \*\*

Dominic likes Hamtaro. I like Bijou 🙂

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/31 "2002-10-30T18:02:44Z")

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> _Originally posted by KneadToKnow \*  
> \*\*from the Yahoo! news story linked above:  
> Damn, I guess I’ll have to stop calling them The MA_S_H_ Channel now. \*\*

Remember when USA was the MacGyver Channel?

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/32 "2002-10-30T18:51:24Z")

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Well, like any red-blooded heterosexual male, I watch TV in hopes that this show, _this very episode,_ will be the one that breaks that no-female-nudity taboo thingy. I can only hope.

Well, you were asking for the stupid reasons. I have good reasons, too, but that’s the stupid one. Kind of doing my part to balance out all the karma of people who watch car races in hopes of seeing a wreck: I’m trolling for boobies.

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/33 "2002-10-30T19:13:58Z")

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I suppose that really liking hot chicks in leather kicking ass qualifies as a stupid reason. I watch Xena reruns. I especially like some of the villain chicks. No, I don’t know their names. I can’t even remember the sidekick’s name. I usually don’t have the sound up. (Like I said, really stupid reasons.)

## Tris

“In my opinion, there’s nothing in this world, Beats a '52 Vincent, and a red headed girl.” ~ Richard Thompson ~

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/34 "2002-10-30T20:31:46Z")

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Years ago I went out on a couple of dates with Leah Remini’s sister. She was gorgeous and cool and not terribly interested in me. Ever since then, if I flip by something and see Leah Remini in it, I’ll end up watching it. Which is unfortunate, because she’s never in anything good.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/35 "2002-10-30T20:59:30Z")

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I watch the soap opera channel a lot more than I’d like to admit. I meant to watch a marathon of episodes of shows where characters came back from the dead last Sunday, but alas, I missed it.

I started out solely to mock and I never really even know which show I’m watching (except All My Children, which amuses me deeply), but soon I will get sucked in. I can feel it.

I’ve also taken to watching Superfriends and Jonny Quest on Boomerang for the same reason. This could be a problem in the future.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/36 "2002-10-30T21:01:20Z")

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Which reminds me, I’m still a sucker for anything with Tiffany-Amber Thiesen–even reruns of **Saved By The Bell**.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/37 "2002-10-30T22:08:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*Whatever happened to Shannon Doherty? \*\*

Used to be on “Charmed” up until a year or two ago, and then they killed her character off. Now they have Rose McGowan in her place.

(Yes… I watch the show for the same reason as Weird Al Einstein)

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/38 "2002-10-30T23:13:19Z")

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> **(JohnT)** They’re trying to emulate HBO, a channel that has that stupid Taxi Cab Confessions series

Speaking of stupid, my wife and I can’t get enough of Taxicab Confessions.

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/39 "2002-10-31T00:54:54Z")

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I think the show **CSI** is incredibly hokey but I can’t help tuning in to watch Hunky Guy. His name is Nick on the show. Hubba Hubba.

I can’t believe I just typed “Hubba Hubba.”

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-tv-shows-you-watch-for-a-really-stupid-reason/134499/40 "2002-10-31T01:19:16Z")

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Ok, I admit it. I’m a closet Powerpuff Girls fan. 😃 😃 😃

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