# are there any wankers out there **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109 "2002-04-06T01:23:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![POWER\_station](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@POWER\_station](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/POWER_station)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/1 "2002-04-06T01:23:05Z")
are you like me ? does miss right (or left) come on a visit once and a while ? (maybe every day??) I haven’t any woman at the moment! Are there anyone in the “same boat” as I here ? ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/2 "2002-04-06T01:38:54Z")
If you’re a wanker or a tosser, you must be Irish? No? Brittish? Please, tell me now! L ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/3 "2002-04-06T02:43:24Z")
At least one, apparently… ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/4 "2002-04-06T02:47:05Z")
I’m not ashamed to admit it. Occasionally, I like to spend a little time with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters. Or, another one here in Michigan, is Miss Michigan (since Michigan is shaped kinda like a hand). I’m single too, and sometimes ya just gotta relieve a little tension.😃 ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/5 "2002-04-06T03:13:03Z")
What? Are me and POWER the only ones who can admit it? I know some of you others out there do the same thing? Come on, fess up!😉 ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/6 "2002-04-06T03:49:09Z")
Bull!!! I see all these views, and no replies. I swear I am not getting off my computer tonight until someone else admits that they masturbate!!! Stop being such wusses. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/7 "2002-04-06T03:50:42Z")
I do. But I’m wasted, so I don’t know if I count. ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/8 "2002-04-06T03:52:52Z")
Wasted counts! Why the hell not? If you have sex with someone when you’re wasted, and get an STD, it still counts, so this should too. Sorry if I sound stupid, but I’m so tired, I’m starting to feel wasted. It’s been a long day. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/9 "2002-04-06T03:56:22Z")
I’m a fifteen year old guy who can’t get a girl. Guess. ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/10 "2002-04-06T04:02:15Z")
Hey, **Speaker for the Dead** , I can relate. I’m a 17 year old guy who’s finally starting to get some girls interested in me. So I know **exactly** what you mean. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/11 "2002-04-06T05:10:36Z")
Finally, a kindred spirit! ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/12 "2002-04-06T07:09:12Z")
**MonsterM52** and **Speaker for the Dead** I know what you mean 'cause I’m a 16 year old guy. ---
**Author:** ![darksight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@darksight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darksight)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/13 "2002-04-06T07:21:45Z")
There is nothing wrong with making a scene with a magazine. It anit no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones ~ ---
**Author:** ![bluddy\_bloodnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@bluddy\_bloodnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluddy_bloodnut)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/14 "2002-04-06T07:24:57Z")
yep, im 16 and no girls are interested in me either. i guess i am im “in the same boat” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/15 "2002-04-06T07:51:23Z")
Hey you whippersnappers, I’m 27, and have a girlfriend, but I still like to acquaint myself with…myself…every chance I get. It’s a necessary evil. I mean, women have one sex cell – two tops – to dispense with per month. We dudes churn out BILLIONS per day. Unfortunately for the ladies, their cells are cast out in a bloody mess, while ours come (NPI) in a handy-dandy little glob. So wank on, mis amigos, and don’t be ashamed of your _man_struation. Good times, good times! stv ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/16 "2002-04-06T08:00:32Z")
where the heck is SPOOFE? this is his kind of thread… oh me? i’m in a similar boat as to Speaker, just replace “14” with “16”. it’s a three-a-day habit! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/17 "2002-04-07T01:48:57Z")
We are all wankers, and we know it! ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/18 "2002-04-07T14:03:43Z")
Heh heh. The first thing I thought of when reading this is “Someone here went to WANK?” We used to have an underground rave party here a couple of years ago called WANK by the smartass British DJ who started it. So, I used to be a Wanker, but now I’m just a girl who knows how to take care of business every once in a while. (And yes, I have a boyfriend, if that matters.)😃 ---
**Author:** ![sandalfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@sandalfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandalfeet)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/19 "2002-04-07T14:21:01Z")
i have a boyfriend but sometimes i need to practise some self -love if you know what i mean. me and my SO actually just finished picking out a vibrator for me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/20 "2002-04-07T14:24:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MonsterM52 \* > **Bull!!! I see all these views, and no replies. I swear I am not getting off my computer tonight** :eek: You get your computer off? Isn’t that illegal? How? Do you scroll it’s mouse wheel slow then _fast_? Can you make it’s floppy drive hard? Or what? 😃 Fenris, who’s just learned about a whole new dimesion of computing! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109.md?page=2)