# are there any wankers out there **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109 "2002-04-06T01:23:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/21 "2002-04-07T15:52:41Z")
Yeah, baby. Wiggle its’ SCSI ports. Do a low-level scan. Check for viruses. Zap the PROM. Unseat, reseat, mount the drives. Make the motherboard shoot the motherload. Then clean up the Recycle Bin and put it into Sleep Mode. HaXX0R pimps in the house! What? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/22 "2002-04-07T20:41:03Z")
From ‘Men behaving badly’, I am pleased to present the wanker song: I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker, and it does me good, like it bloody well should. I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker… [Download the .MP3 from this page](http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~master02/htm/download.htm) If my wife reads this thread, I’d just like to say that I have no idea what these people are talking about 😉 ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/23 "2002-04-08T00:40:37Z")
:stolls in with pride: ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/24 "2002-04-08T00:41:44Z")
damn… that should be strolls. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/25 "2002-04-08T04:27:02Z")
Oh, yeah, mate… ---
**Author:** ![moe.ron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@moe.ron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moe.ron)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/26 "2002-04-08T07:45:38Z")
Though I’ve had some damn good sex, I’m better than any chick I’ve ever had. Any ladies wanna step up to the challenge?🆒 ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/27 "2002-04-12T14:59:03Z")
Aloha, Mr. Hand! Total wanker here. Queer, bent bastard as well. ---
**Author:** ![white-tigeress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f475e1/32.png) [@white-tigeress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/white-tigeress)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/28 "2002-04-12T15:21:00Z")
Yep I dont get enough so I suppose you could call me a wankeress. Any offers!!! I taste so good. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/29 "2002-04-12T15:52:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by white-tigeress \* > \*\*Yep I dont get enough so I suppose you could call me a wankeress. > > Any offers!!! > I taste so good. > 🆒 \*\* I’ll be right over! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/30 "2002-04-12T15:55:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by white-tigeress \* > **I taste so good.** :eek: Recently separated. Guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/31 "2002-04-12T16:02:11Z")
> [@](#): > > There is nothing wrong with making a scene with a magazine. > It anit no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones ~ Y’all continue with the flirtation. Ignore me. It’s just my job to acknowledge all Tom Waits references as they occur on the SDMB. Nice one! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/32 "2002-04-12T18:07:10Z")
With the advent of internet porn I have become ambidexterous. ---
**Author:** ![Stork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Stork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stork)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/33 "2002-04-12T18:12:06Z")
What a great thread to lose my _ahem_ SDMB virginity on. _raises hand_ Hi! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109/34 "2002-04-12T18:17:43Z")
Well, this is more of an IMHO type of thread, but I would hate to inflict it on my colleagues Czarcasm and TVeblen, so I think I’ll just close it. If someone does decide to repost the question in IMHO, would it be possible to make it a little more interesting than just “Yes I masturbate” or “No I don’t masturbate?” I would like to think that we’re capable of a more thought-provoking thread than that at the SDMB. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-any-wankers-out-there/102109.md?page=1)