# Are there books/movies/shows you will not read/watch because of their titles?

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**Created:** [August 11, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995 "2010-08-11T23:21:05Z")
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### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/1 "2010-08-11T23:21:05Z")

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I just finished a book called [How to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0071548424?ie=UTF8&tag=httpwwwgoodco-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0071548424&SubscriptionId=1MGPYB6YW3HWK55XCGG2). I found it at the library and picked it up because the title was so funny.

But I almost hesitated to put it in my “currently reading” list on Goodreads because it looked so… insulting to the guy I _am_ in love with (not a jerk, by the way. The book says so!)

Are there books you won’t read, movies or TV shows you won’t watch, or anything artistic you won’t consume based solely on the title?

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### Author: ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)
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The Pursuit of Happyness.

I understand why it’s spelled that way, but it makes my eyeballs bleed to see it spelled that way, and I hate how morons across the country are now confused over the real word’s spelling. Even if I wanted to see the film, I’d be mildly irritated over the title the entire time I was watching it.

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### Author: ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/3 "2010-08-12T00:12:29Z")

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I avoided Gilmore Girls for quite a while, assuming it was about a bunch of sisters or private school girls. I guess I was half right. But I’m happy I caught it before it started royally sucking.

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I don’t know if I have posted this before, but when I first saw the initial promos for Desperate Housewives, I really believed (seriously, I thought a show with a title such as that would be as big as a flop as Kelsey Grammar’s “Hank”) that no one in the entire world would ever possibly watch a show called Desperate Housewives…

Shows how clueless I am.

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### Author: ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)
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It was ages before I read _The Lies of Locke Lamorra_. The title gave me the impression of a really bad unicorns-and-enchanted-forests fantasy. Then I was stuck in a South African hospital with an infected lion bite, and I didn’t have much to do, and my mom was kind enough to give the fantasy section at a local bookstore a look-over.

It’s a great book. But I still think it’s a stupid title.

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### Author: ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
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Cougar Town.

I understand it’s not so much related to the title any more - and that it’s even a pretty good show - but I just cannot.  
mmm

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### Author: ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/7 "2010-08-12T01:55:40Z")

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I never watched:

Beverly Hills 90210 - It just sounds like it’s about rich people.

Vampire Diaries - It sounds lame.

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### Author: ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/8 "2010-08-12T02:21:45Z")

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Ditto on Cougar Town and Vampire Diaries. Also Gossip Girl – it sounds teenager-ish.

I didn’t watch The Wire for a couple years because of the title. Thought it was something for techies.

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#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/9 "2010-08-12T02:23:24Z")

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I’m gonna have to say ‘No’, though an off-putting title will likely make me not look any further into it. I _will_ have to say that I sure wish some of the titles of what I did read were…better.  
Great writers, great books, great stories…and titles that all sound like fantasy bodice-rippers or pre-teen drama skits =/

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My parents won’t watch _Beetlejuice_ because the title reminds them of squashed bugs.

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/11 "2010-08-12T02:31:38Z")

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**Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone** - did not speak to me at all culturally, whereas I would have been somewhat intrigued if they had kept it as **Philosopher’s stone** (i.e. WTF is a “Sorceror’s Stone”?)

**About a Boy** - Apparently from the synopsis it’s about a man and a child who bond and grow partily over the Nirv…Wait, WHAT? If it hadn’t been called that, again, it would have spoken to me a bit and informed me a bit about the premise.

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#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/12 "2010-08-12T02:33:36Z")

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_Legend of the Fall._

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I never watched:
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> Beverly Hills 90210 - It just sounds like it’s about rich people.
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> Vampire Diaries - It sounds lame.

Win win! In my book, you were right.

I’ll bet I could come up with more of these for a new thread:  
_ **“Are there books/movies/shows that you have luckily not watched because of their titles?”** _

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### Author: ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
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Naked Lunch

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#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/15 "2010-08-12T03:21:35Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> Naked Lunch

As Nelson Muntz said after leaving a movie theater he and some kids snuck into to see this as an R rated movie: “I can think of at least two things wrong with that title!”

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### Author: ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/16 "2010-08-12T03:32:18Z")

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I avoided watching **Buffy The Vampire Slayer** during its entire run…because…it’s called BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER! It also didn’t help that I saw the trailer for the film that started the series and it looked beyond awful. Actually, I still haven’t really taken the plunge, but according to that “I’m finally watching Buffy” thread, I should have held out just a couple more episodes (I watched about halfway into season 2, and it seemed almost as lame as the title).

That goes double for **Angel**. Come on, I’m NOT watching a show called Angel.

And while we’re on the subject of Whedon, I didn’t give **Firefly** a chance when it was on the air, because what kind of wuss trekkie names his ship “Firefly”? (before somebody hurls a brick at me, I know much better now).

I also have a hard time giving any interest in a show/movie named after the main character. Veronica Mars, David Gale, Hank? I don’t know who these people are, but their names don’t make me want to watch you.

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I avoided _Buffy for a long time because of the title and the goofy premise, and because I didn’t think I’d be interested in a show about high school kids. Now in the last several years I’ve watched not only Buffy, but Veronica Mars, Freaks and Geeks_, and _Glee_.

I keep seeing good reviews for _The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society_, but the title is unbearably cutesy so I haven’t picked it up. Ditto for _The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie_.

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#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-books-movies-shows-you-will-not-read-watch-because-of-their-titles/549995/18 "2010-08-12T19:06:44Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> **About a Boy** - Apparently from the synopsis it’s about a man and a child who bond and grow partily over the Nirv…Wait, WHAT? If it hadn’t been called that, again, it would have spoken to me a bit and informed me a bit about the premise.

The book the movie is based on actually does have a large Nirvana-based subplot that didn’t make it into the movie.

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### Author: ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)
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**Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants**. My instincts were spot-on from what I hear.

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> **Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants**. My instincts were spot-on from what I hear.

That and _Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood_.

This thread reminds me of a story, though. Early on in my marriage, my new father-in-law gave me a book as a Christmas gift: _The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Beer._ For the record, I thought it was a cool book and a nice gift. I later learned that my mother-in-law had not wanted FIL to give it to me, lest I think he considered me a Complete Idiot and become insulted.

I’m glad he didn’t listen to her.

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