I don’t even love hot peppers, but after clearing some nettles (using gloves, but they didn’t cover my forearms), I could understand going out and getting stung voluntarily; much like hot peppers there’s a little bit of a high from the stinging.
Yep, nasty is almost an understatement. It’ll near make you Aron Ralston your ankle off.
I guess like most things, people react in different ways. When I was young (it has been years since I have been stung now) the throb could last 2-3 days. I remember one particularly nasty incident in Scotland, I think around Oban, when I fell into a clump of the things when wearing shorts, getting stung on the inside thigh of both legs. That was bloody murder for at least two days with a huge rash with little bumps.
That sounds about like what I’ve heard. I’ve also heard that some Scandinavian women collected nettles to make cloth during WWII. The author’s mother was a Danish weaver, so I figured that was reliable, but it can’t have yielded much.
I grew up in Vancouver, WA, and yeah, those things were everywhere. Though I have no idea what a dock leaf is - the photos here don’t spark any memories of the plant. Our antidote was horsetail juice. Fortunately, the horsetails were nearly as common as the nettles around where I lived. We just popped the segments of horsetail apart and squeezed the juice out.
I don’t recall seeing many, if any, nettles in Eastern WA. Too dry, maybe.
Thanks for that. It appears dock grows in this area too so next time I experience nettles, I’ll look for some dock to give it a try.
Were you anywhere near Bear Harbor? It is absolutely crawling with nettle, but is so beautiful that it is worth the pain. Our family homestead is about 40-50 miles due north.
No, further south - it would have been somewhere east of Mendocino proper. In fact looking at a map, it was probably either somewhere in Mendocino Headlands State Park or else in the Jackson Demonstration State Forest, probably the latter, rather than the Mendocino National Forest. MNF looks to be further east than we were.
But I envy you your north coast home :). It is indeed beautiful country, well worth a sore butt.
Not many people know this, but I have a mortifying fear of stinging nettles, especially big one. My sister pushed me in a patch when I was about four and I distinctly remember panicking and trying to find a way out. Well, I left the UK in the mid 80s, and hadn’t thought about those bastards (sans the time I saw them in Peter Gabriel’s “Digging in the Dirt” video. That is until I moved to San Luis Obispo, CA and saw a MASSIVE patch on a hike to Bishop’s Peak. Made my blood run cold.
That is one evil plant!
I always used to fear them with a vengence. They were me nemesis as a kid in England. It seems like every awesome day out messing around in the countryside was ruined by them (esp the little ones they stung).
Though nowadays I hardly notice them. Dunno is that’s feature of their (or my) biology, or if I was just a wussie kid
FWIW I’m not allergic to poison oak, not sure these facts are related.
I first encountered nettles as a child visiting my grandmother in the UK. I’d never heard of them before and assumed they were a British thing. I never heard of them in the US until last year, and I’m 34!
What you need to know about nettlecloth.
Nettlephobes, Peter Gabriel wants your attention: Peter Gabriel - Digging In The Dirt (1992) - YouTube
(see around 3:57)
In the southeastern US, we have oodles of stinging nettles growing in damp soil, and dead nettles in dry soil. (Dead nettle resembles stinging nettle, but is unrelated) Meanies in my neighborhood would grab a handful near the base and whip a nearby kid in the back of the knees with the plant. Can’t think of a more sensitive area to get stung, this would cause the recipient to walk in stiff-legged circles while trying not to cry. Toughing this out was very effective initiation into any club.
Juicy-stemmed [Jewel weed](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2ADFA_enUS343&=&q=jewel+weed&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=873l10255l0l10503l20l14l2l1l1l0l287l2143l0.4.6l10l0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1920&bih=1033&sei= p2y5ToarEcL22AWTrcXQBw) grows nearby and is a common folk remedy for nettles, bees, and poison ivy.
Awesome! Ignorance fought.