# Are there posters you'd like to get to know better... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801 "2006-08-08T02:38:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801/201 "2006-08-17T10:29:54Z")
[QUOTE=raz] **Priceguy** because he’s a hottie! [/QUOTE] It seems that whenever I get out of bed reluctantly, someone posts to this thread to lift my spirits. It’s working, too. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801/202 "2006-08-17T10:38:00Z")
[QUOTE=raz] **Priceguy** because he’s a hottie! **Scylla** because he’s just generally awesome. **Trigonal Planar** because, for whatever reason, I always notice his posts. And also **Skald the Rhymer** because he seems to be really popular. I haven’t been on the boards much lately and don’t recognise his name but he’s probably really awesome. [/QUOTE] Actually, I’m a selfish, petty little man, enslaved to my own bestial appetites and utterly lacking in the qualities of mercy or lovingkindness. At least, that’s what it says on my Villains Guild application. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801/203 "2006-08-17T10:41:44Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] Actually, I’m a selfish, petty little man, enslaved to my own bestial appetites and utterly lacking in the qualities of mercy or lovingkindness. At least, that’s what it says on my Villains Guild application. [/QUOTE] Hey! My long lost twin! Personally, the two I’d like to meet most are **Liberal** (I know he’s gone, but I liked him and want him back), and **RSSChen** (I hear she gets primo legal weed). ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801/204 "2006-08-17T10:45:58Z")
[QUOTE=Eleusis] Hey! My long lost twin! [/quote] My long-lost twin! Then YOU are the rightful heir to the throne of Northumbria! How…interesting. **Eleusis** , dear twin, that chair of yours has casters, doesn’t it? Would you mind sliding over about six inches to the right (your right, not my right) so you’re in line with the window? I want to send you a … pie. Why are you all looking at me so suspiciously? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801/205 "2006-08-17T11:33:14Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] My long-lost twin! Then YOU are the rightful heir to the throne of Northumbria! [/QUOTE] Sweet! I KNEW I just HAD to be heir to something! How much money, and when? Do I have to do anything? > [@](#): > > How…interesting. > > **Eleusis** , dear twin, that chair of yours has casters, doesn’t it? Would you mind sliding over about six inches to the right (your right, not my right) so you’re in line with the window? I want to send you a … pie. Dammit! You’re not lazy too? Maybe we’re just long lost cousins. Unfortunately, my ass is for the time being firmly emplanted unto this couch with no castors ☹ Shit, I love pie too. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801/206 "2006-08-17T13:42:22Z")
[QUOTE=Eleusis] Sweet! I KNEW I just HAD to be heir to something! How much money, and when? Do I have to do anything? [/quote] No, no, you needn’t do anything. I’ve been holding the throne for you until you show up. I’ll just need you to move over to the window so that I get get a bead on you with my sniper rifle. I mean, camera. You know, for verification. Yeah, that’s it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-posters-youd-like-to-get-to-know-better/367801.md?page=10)