# Are there slogan writers here ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [September 5, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794 "2012-09-05T21:28:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/1 "2012-09-05T21:28:32Z")
The slogan writer at one time was a great job, with perks. Are there any good ones here ? We know that Biden tried with his, BenLaden is Dead, GM is alive. This one is mine Saved in 4 years, fixed by 8 Can you do better ? As a newbie on this board I would enjoy and invite all to participate, just for fun. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/2 "2012-09-06T00:34:46Z")
I’ll move this to Elections. ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/3 "2012-09-06T02:40:47Z")
Many thank yous for the help. I hope this helps those who are shy and maybe just a little frightened of the new kid to come out and play. I’ve been around for about a week, or just a little. I wont bite, never hit, and to always remember to say thankyou. If it makes you fill better, think of me of the red haired girl with pigtails and freckles, pippylongstocknesss. Just liste to E Warren … cant argue with the truth too much and not to appear to be a village well-you-know. If I was doing a slogan on that speach, “Are you willing” comes to mind, but that would have to be "If your not an obstructionist " ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/4 "2012-09-06T05:26:05Z")
Bill Clinton gave me a great on for the reason to vote Republican We put it in the tank, He’s not cleaning it up fast enought, Fire him, put us back in office. We do better. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/5 "2012-09-06T15:26:39Z")
“Are you better off now than when your children worked in a factory and you had to apply to the Church for alms?” ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/6 "2012-09-06T16:06:30Z")
Too long for a bumper sticker, but: “Not every Republican is a racist, sexist, homophobic, war-mongering bigot, but every racist, sexist, homophobic, war-mongering bigot is a Republican.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/7 "2012-09-06T22:38:11Z")
“Do you really want to go back to the way it was four years ago?” "How much was your 401k worth four years ago? ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/8 "2012-09-08T01:03:13Z")
Thank you for your support, but I know there are still good ones out there, where are they? ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/9 "2012-09-11T08:18:37Z")
> [@Chessic Sense](#): > > They made their bed. They can lie in it. Fuck 'em. Romney/Ryan 2012. ([From here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=665066)) ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/10 "2012-09-12T02:36:12Z")
The Elephants in the parade didn’t make the mess, the street cleaner is taking to long for the next parade ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/11 "2012-09-12T15:58:21Z")
Oh, in case I wasn’t being clear, I actively welcome such statements from fiscal conservatives. I don’t think they need to be refuted, I think they should just run explicitly on such platforms. Such statements completely negate any claim to morality or responsibility. ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/12 "2012-09-12T20:18:45Z")
How good is your Arithmetic ? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/13 "2012-09-12T21:01:03Z")
Trickle down, pissed on; Tomato, tomoto. ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/14 "2012-09-12T21:15:34Z")
You’ve got your church in my politics ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/15 "2012-09-12T22:02:11Z")
Here’s a slogan: Americans are idiots. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/16 "2012-09-12T22:15:45Z")
“Gas, grass, or ass… nobody rides for free!” ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/17 "2012-09-13T01:51:22Z")
Thanks again for the posts, for the new and older ones but Turnip yours has to be 40 years old at least, Had that one on my truck in the 70’s. what about " Responsible Free Speech " ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/18 "2012-09-13T02:10:47Z")
_“Pull up a chair and vote for Mitt!”_ ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/19 "2012-09-13T02:33:36Z")
Don’t be an empty chair, VOTE ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-there-slogan-writers-here/633794/20 "2012-09-13T04:05:12Z")
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