# Are they, in fact, real and spectacular? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416 "2005-12-06T22:05:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/1 "2005-12-06T22:05:03Z")
Inquiring minds want to know: is Ms. Teri Hatcher real and spectacular? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/2 "2005-12-06T22:08:57Z")
Well, based off of my “expert” opinion (from having seen her nude scenes in [The Cool Surface](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109478/) and [Heaven’s Prisoners](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116508/)), I’d say they’re real. Spectacular, no. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/3 "2005-12-06T22:12:06Z")
Hmm, I wonder if they enhanced her for the Seinfeld episode… chicken cutlets perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Sgt.Pepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sgt.Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/4 "2005-12-06T22:30:02Z")
Isn’t this weird, I had the same question in my head the other day. I only recall it vaugely, so it may have been a dream, or I thought of it while busy on something else. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/5 "2005-12-06T22:41:37Z")
Neither, those were enhanced for the episode. As mentioned they have been seen a few times. Small and nothing special. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/6 "2005-12-06T22:48:11Z")
I don’t know if I’d say they’re small…they’re decent-sized. It’s just a shame that they point straight down. I’ve seen more spectacular ones in National Geographic… -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/7 "2005-12-06T23:07:00Z")
Yeah, what **Merijeek** said. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/8 "2005-12-07T00:29:08Z")
I’d still do her. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/9 "2005-12-07T00:38:08Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I’d still do her. I’m sure she’ll be relieved to hear that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/10 "2005-12-07T00:43:22Z")
Personally, I think she peaked in [this classic.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106475/) ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/11 "2005-12-07T01:15:28Z")
If you want to see for yourself, search on her name at [this site.](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/) (The link is almost safe for work–there’s a picture of a semi-nude woman on the banner–but the results of the search aren’t, obviously.) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/12 "2005-12-07T01:53:38Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Personally, I think she peaked in [this classic.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106475/) Strangely Enough I know the movie and she did look her best in it. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/13 "2005-12-07T02:02:27Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I’d still do her. I’d allow her to do me. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/14 "2005-12-07T04:16:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Personally, I think she peaked in [this classic.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106475/) [I disagree](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098439/). ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/15 "2005-12-07T13:18:30Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > [I disagree](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098439/). I don’t remember her in that bomb. I think I tried to forget it. T&C was just bad, Brain Smasher… A Love Story was High Camp at least. Funny bad. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/16 "2005-12-07T13:47:29Z")
_Tango & Cash_ is a guilty pleasure movie for me. She played Stallone’s sister, Kiki (Katherine). You know, the stripper. Who doesn’t get naked in the movie. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/17 "2005-12-07T13:59:13Z")
Well. I always thought she was a pretty girl. In recent years she’s been too skinny, sometimes. However, looking at the links in **Commasense** ’s post, I’ve gotta say, _I_ have better boobs. Now. And I’m 45. In my day (say, in my 30s – the age Teri looked to be in those nudey movies), mine were 100s of times better than hers. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/18 "2005-12-07T14:36:19Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > I don’t know if I’d say they’re small…they’re decent-sized. It’s just a shame that they point straight down. > > I’ve seen more spectacular ones in National Geographic… > > -Joe Ah…Ubangi Boobs ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/19 "2005-12-07T14:57:11Z")
I’ll take Star Trek transporter chick Hatcher, myself. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416/20 "2005-12-07T15:08:56Z")
> [@Jess](#): > > Well. I always thought she was a pretty girl. In recent years she’s been too skinny, sometimes. However, looking at the links in **Commasense** ’s post, I’ve gotta say, _I_ have better boobs. Now. And I’m 45. In my day (say, in my 30s – the age Teri looked to be in those nudey movies), mine were 100s of times better than hers. CITE! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-they-in-fact-real-and-spectacular/334416.md?page=2)