# Are you a Doper Extreme?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 1, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831 "2001-07-01T10:20:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/21 "2001-07-02T05:15:24Z")
I am the poster most likely to be stoned while posting.
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/22 "2001-07-02T06:45:26Z")
I am the poster that has posted most recently. As of riiiiight…NOW!
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### Author:  [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/23 "2001-07-02T06:53:30Z")
I’m the ONLY doper who lives in Canmore. Therefore:
The cutest, youngest, sweetest, most beautiful, tallest, most talented, and most demure and modest poster. In Canmore.
Maybe I’m the quilt-iest.
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/24 "2001-07-02T07:04:00Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*
> \*\*The cutest, youngest, sweetest, most beautiful, tallest, most talented, and most demure and modest poster. In Canmore.
>
> Maybe I’m the quilt-iest. \*\*
Don’t forget spiciest (is that a word, not sure, should be)
[sub] **Canadian** redheads rule !!![/sub]
Me, I’m the most Francophone poster. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/25 "2001-07-02T08:18:19Z")
I’m the only Icelandic poster that can write English (albeit, just barely).
I am the most subversive Commie Pinko poster.
I am the only poster living in Beijing.
I am _probably_ the only poster to have had a 20th birthday party on The Great Wall.
— G. Raven
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### Author:  [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/26 "2001-07-02T08:23:48Z")
I would definitely challenge for the title of laziest Doper. Although the true laziest Doper might be too lazy to post here and let us know about his or her existence. So maybe I can just try to be the “Laziest Doper Not Lazy Enough to be Too Lazy to Actually Claim the Title,” or something of that sort.
I’m likely to be the only Doper to make smoothies for a living, but that’s not much of a distinction. hmm…
I’d like to be the Best Doper at the Game of [Starcraft](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75965). Now there’d be a title worth fighting for.
Dammit, that makes me sound lame. I’ll come up with something!
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/27 "2001-07-02T08:27:26Z")
I am the only doper awake in my house right now.
(I figure the dogs don’t count and I’m the only other person living here)
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/28 "2001-07-02T08:44:07Z")
I am the worst speller!
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### Author:  [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/29 "2001-07-02T08:49:59Z")
[shameless plug]
[I’m probably the only poster who’ll might be on Big Brother](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76494)
[/shameless plug]
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### Author:  [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/30 "2001-07-02T08:51:32Z")
Damn!! When do I ever learn to spell right?? (See, I passed you right there **spooje** ). That must read: **who might**. No need for a **'ll** there…
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### Author:  [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/31 "2001-07-02T09:04:09Z")
i think i am the only violinist doper. at least i assume so, as i am too lazy to actually research that. not that i’m trying to claim the lazy title. i know someone’s husband is a violinist, but _he’s_ not a doper, now is he?
just had a thought: it would be really cool if there was a doper string quartet, not that it would actually happen… any of you a violist or 'cellist. of course we’d need another violinist, which would strip me of my title…how 'bout a trio?
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### Author:  [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/32 "2001-07-02T09:15:19Z")
Hey! Maybe I can be the Best Doper at [Minesweeper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76495)! Of course I would cede the title of Best Doper at Minesweeper (Beginner Only) to you, **amati**.
Dammit, that’s lame too! I wanna be _cool_…
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### Author:  [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/33 "2001-07-02T09:19:48Z")
I think I’m the only doper for whom British Sign Language is a first language. I’m probably one of the littlest _adult_ posters at 4ft10, if not the littlest. If I win this title, could I please have my victory marching flag [sub]we must have flags, surely?[/sub] on a really long pole so that everyone may see it?
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/34 "2001-07-02T09:55:52Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Aghris \*
> \*\*Damn!! When do I ever learn to spell right?? (See, I passed you right there **spooje** ). That must read: **who might**. No need for a **'ll** there… \*\*
It _was_ the wrong word. But it was spelled correctly.
So…pppttthhhhppp!
::blowing **Aghris** a raspberry!::
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### Author:  [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/35 "2001-07-02T10:01:07Z")
> [@](#):
>
> It _was_ the wrong word. But it was spelled correctly.
>
> So…pppttthhhhppp!
>
> ::blowing **Aghris** a raspberry!:: \*\*
Oh, OK then, nitpicker. So we have a worst speller and a worst grammar user here then. You decide which of the two is even worse.
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### Author:  [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/36 "2001-07-02T10:03:03Z")
I’m probably one of the biggest dopers - I know some are taller, and some weigh more, but I don’t know of any that have my combination of height and weight (6’5" and 300 lbs).
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/37 "2001-07-02T10:42:13Z")
I think I’ve performed more weddings than any other Doper, although I may be wrong (100 by the end of July).
I may also be the only Doper who’s been on TV in Japan (in a show that may end up as a new post in the thread “What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve seen on TV?” Me! In a cowboy hat, whomping the bejeezus out of somone else in a cowboy hat. For a kid’s show.)
–sublight.
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### Author:  [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/38 "2001-07-02T11:31:02Z")
I’ll be 62 this month so I’m probably ah, you know…what was the question?
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### Author:  [@Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Girl)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/39 "2001-07-02T14:09:36Z")
I’m possibly the most ignored Doper… dubious honour, but I’ll take what I can get.
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### Author:  [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/40 "2001-07-02T14:29:41Z")
I am probably the Doper who is most starved for attention, and most willing to do anything to get it.
Hey! Look at me! I want a cookie!
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