# Are you a Doper Extreme?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 1, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831 "2001-07-01T10:20:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/81 "2001-07-07T03:25:24Z")
I have a personally autographed copy of the October '99 Playboy that Claudia Christian posed for. Signed by her to \*me[/i.]
😃
And I’m the only Doper that has one.
Nayh, nayh! 😛
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### Author:  [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/82 "2001-07-07T04:14:46Z")
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deb2world said:
“I am the silliest doper but it seems only IRL. A few times I have mentioned to friends that I am noted for being serious on a message board. They had a great laugh at that one. I say exactly what I am thinking which is usually pretty unique (don’t wanna say weird but well, golly gee, guess it probably is).”
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[giggle]
No, silly. I’M the silliest Doper. I act silly on the board and, depending on where I’m at and who I’m with, IRL. I don’t know if I say exactly what I’m thinking so much as I try to figure out what I’m thinking by saying it. I think.
I think because I think too much, I’m the Doper who manages to confuse herself the quickest.
I’m also the Doper who smiles the most. A smile is the default expression on my face. Even when I’m trying to be official and serious, I’m still smiling. 🙂
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/83 "2001-07-07T05:28:55Z")
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> \*\*Arden Ranger \*\*
> I have a personally autographed copy of the October '99 Playboy that Claudia Christian posed for. Signed by her to \*me[/i.]
> And I’m the only Doper that has one.
Yeah, but do you have the original, very first, Playboy, with Marilyn Monroe? I do. I also have an original Playboy Club membership card and key. Top that.
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### Author:  [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/84 "2001-07-07T08:06:05Z")
The few, the brave, the insane with boredom, one of the few dopers who not only lives in Indiana but is also 20 minutes from GARY!
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2001, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/85 "2001-07-07T09:31:28Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
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Yeah, but do you have the original, very first, Playboy, with Marilyn Monroe? I do. I also have an original Playboy Club membership card and key. Top that. \*\*
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Feh. That’s your Dad’s card.
Mine Playboy’s autographed. To Me! 😛 You shall not burst my little fantasy bubble with Marilyn!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/86 "2001-07-07T12:45:46Z")
The longest haired Doper (waist length).
Only Doper who had tuberculosis.
Doper with musical CDS in the most languages (18).
I must be in the running for Doper who makes the stranges posts.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/87 "2001-07-08T01:56:41Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \*
> The longest haired Doper (waist length).
**Lucretia** ’s hair is several inches longer than waist-length, and she’s not exactly short in stature.
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> I must be in the running for Doper who makes the stranges posts.
I’ve read a fair number of your posts, **Annie** , but none of them have struck me as particularly unusual by the (stringent) standards of this board. It takes a lot to be considered weird around here - so many of us are pretty far off-the-wall by everyday standards.
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### Author:  [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/88 "2001-07-08T02:14:23Z")
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> \*Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** \*
> I’ve probably gotten the most people to vote for me for a public office of any Doper, as far as I know. If anyone can beat 1003, then I’ll just be the gayest Quebec doper.
Almost 50. Not even close. But I was still proud. Hey, were yours all write-ins, or were you on the ballot? Maybe I could be the Doper who got the most people to _write in_ votes for public office. That’d be cool.
So, I’ve got over 500 music CDs, although most of them are in English. I’m sure someone else can beat that, but I’d like to see. Any takers?
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### Author:  [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/89 "2001-07-08T08:54:11Z")
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> _Originally posted by manhattan \*
> I’m probably the only left-handed golfer among dopers._\*
Nope. I also swing left.
I’m the only doper to have met Rob Halford, the lead singer of Judas Priest. He also autographed a CD for me.
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### Author:  [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/90 "2001-07-09T06:38:42Z")
i’m the only doper to be quitting his job to play the second and fourth movements of the schubert C maj cello quintet at a chamber music camp on mt. lemmon. i’m _so_ excited!
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### Author:  [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2001, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/91 "2001-07-09T11:51:12Z")
**Annie Xmas, RTFirefly** MY hair is down to my knees. And purple to boot, so nyah.😃 (How do you spell nyah?)
I’m the only poster who has ever had a seven centimeter diameter dermal cyst (a benign tumor) removed, along with her ovary, after said ovary had twisted around 6 TIMES and pinched off it’s own blood supply. I hope.
I’m the only poster who’s been eating mint chip ice cream on and off all night.🙂
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### Author:  [@Mentor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mentor)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-doper-extreme/70831/92 "2001-07-09T12:33:21Z")
I am the Doper with the fewest number of posts (this is my first one).
It is possible that I may not be the only one, but I have had the honor of being PREAPPROVED for several credit cards.
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