# Are You a Freak? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 19, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508 "2001-09-19T02:00:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/21 "2001-09-19T19:58:53Z")
> [@](#): > > You answered “yes” to 285 of 462 questions, making you 38.3% freak pure (61.7% freak corrupt); that is, you are 38.3% pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 61.7%). ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/22 "2001-09-19T20:30:57Z")
I’m such a freak they won’t even let me TAKE it! Yeahhh baby! “File Not Found” my butt, they just know I’ll _break_ it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/23 "2001-09-19T22:07:48Z")
I really need to let loose more often… I’m a 10.4 freak, making me nearly nine-tenths pure. I feel like a freak among freaks… ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/24 "2001-09-19T23:13:26Z")
I’m boring. > [@](#): > > You answered “yes” to 17 of 462 questions, making you 96.3% freak pure (3.7% freak corrupt); that is, you are 96.3% pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 3.7%). I need to work on weirding out people more. ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/25 "2001-09-19T23:18:59Z")
53.0% Freak _I’m a super-freak, super-freak, I’m super-freaky…YEAH!!_ 😃 ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![halfrememberer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/779978/32.png) [@halfrememberer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/halfrememberer)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/26 "2001-09-19T23:22:19Z")
Yes. But not on that test. ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/27 "2001-09-20T00:34:41Z")
I’m 28.5% freak. However, that may change, as I went “heeey, I never thought of that. Have to try it out…” ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/28 "2001-09-20T01:50:33Z")
> [@](#): > > You answered “yes” to 45 of 462 questions, making you 90.3% freak pure (9.7% freak corrupt); that is, you are 90.3% pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 9.7%). Why am I so darn boring? I wish I were more freaky. ☹ Of course, now that I am not freaky there, I am freaky here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tokiwoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@Tokiwoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokiwoki)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/29 "2001-09-20T02:19:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by halfrememberer \* > \*\*Yes. But not on that test. \*\* Yeah, I’m with you on that one. I’m a freak in a whole different way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/30 "2001-09-20T02:57:01Z")
56.9% AWWWWW YEAH!!! ---
**Author:** ![breaknrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@breaknrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/breaknrun)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/31 "2001-09-20T17:21:52Z")
10.6% freak. That’s about what I expected. Some of the ideas were amusing and many don’t apply now that I’m not longer a student. I mean at some point names like “Connie Lingus” just aren’t funny any more. It shouldn’t add to your freak quotient if you answer yes to that. Someone needs to come up with an adult freak test though, it would be more accurate for most of us I think. I’d be really interested to see what kinds of questions you guys (“guys” used in the most general way, of course) would come up with. I’d post one but I’m just too repressed. ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/32 "2001-09-20T20:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > You answered “yes” to 109 of 462 questions, making you 76.4% freak pure (23.6% freak corrupt); that is, you are 76.4% pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 23.6%). ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/33 "2001-09-20T21:54:28Z")
> [@](#): > > You answered “yes” to 33 of 462 questions, making you 92.9% freak pure (7.1% freak corrupt); that is, you are 92.9% pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 7.1%). But I’m gonna work on it. BTW, Douglas Adams is dead?! I hadn’t heard. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/34 "2001-09-20T21:55:54Z")
You answered “yes” to 81 of 462 questions, making you 82.5% freak pure (17.5% freak corrupt); that is, you are 82.5% pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 17.5%). This is very reassuring. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/35 "2001-09-20T23:04:46Z")
55.8% I see that I need to go suggest some questions. The test, as it stands, is blatantly inadequate for gauging _real_ freaks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/36 "2001-09-21T00:20:02Z")
_42.2%_ **FREAK** ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/37 "2001-09-21T05:13:47Z")
34% freak 😃 I’d like to thank the Academy and all my no good friends who encourage my behavior 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![breaknrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@breaknrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/breaknrun)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/38 "2001-09-21T13:29:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapswiller > BTW, Douglas Adams is dead?! I hadn’t heard. \*\* Died on May 11, sorry to say. ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/39 "2001-09-21T20:08:20Z")
47.8% strange. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508/40 "2001-09-22T19:45:24Z")
Twenty four percent freak. That’s also my lucky number and the day of my birthday. Coincidence perhaps? And why wasn’t there a question about passing invisible cars on the highway? Or standing on the street with friends, looking up and calmly commenting to each other whether that person is going to jump. Or getting upset when they don’t acknowledge your invisible friends. I deserve a better score. I’m much weirder than I look. Now I am going to have to send this to the weird one called Dave. I wanna know what his score is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-freak/82508.md?page=3)