# Are You A Fundie Test **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 3, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709 "2009-09-03T01:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Reloy3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c68b51/32.png) [@Reloy3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reloy3)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/41 "2009-09-03T16:16:31Z")
Sane - 30 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/42 "2009-09-03T16:51:42Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > The test was, of course, a series of potshots at serious Christian belief, And pretty transparently so. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/43 "2009-09-03T19:55:44Z")
And another thing… why am I anti Fundie for telling people to leave my property? I’m anti people on my lawn harassing my son. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/44 "2009-09-03T19:57:00Z")
You’re a Modern Christian! You scored 37 Fundiness points! ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/45 "2009-09-03T20:12:02Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > I’m sure some people are curious as to what the test says about you if you’re a fundie. I was wondering. Thank you for your public service. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/46 "2009-09-03T21:03:11Z")
33 points, sane. I’m neither an agnostic or lapsed Christian, but I’ve never been much of a church goer, so I guess “lapsed” is close enough. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/47 "2009-09-03T21:06:02Z")
Like I like my women: 20 and Sane. Just kidding (about the 20 part) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/48 "2009-09-03T21:06:40Z")
1. Anti-fundie. Sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/49 "2009-09-04T00:57:57Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Heck, I did. > > I got 65% on Insanity in this other test: [http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-world-doughmeneighshun-test](http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-world-doughmeneighshun-test) > THAT’S a relief. My score on that one: Your result for The World Dough-Me-Neigh-Shun Test … Doctor Enterprising 43% Insanity, 57% Practicality, 85% Ambitiousness and 15% Laziness! Ambitiousness was your highest score. You’re determined to succeed to the point that I can’t have you around. So it’s to the dungeon with you. Bobo, take this person away… and extra torture for this one. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/50 "2009-09-04T01:01:55Z")
Sane, 22. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/51 "2009-09-04T01:13:30Z")
They didn’t offer my preferred answer to the “Fundies gathering on your lawn to pray for your gay son” question: _5) “Accidentally” maim the Fundies while attempting to mow the lawn while they are praying. With a riding mower. That I had to borrow from a neighbor._ ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/52 "2009-09-04T01:26:11Z")
Anti-Fundie. #12 is a bullshit question, as there is no “Jesus most likely historically existed, but was not the Son of God” answer. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/53 "2009-09-04T02:34:50Z")
Sane, 20. ---
**Author:** ![badlyburnttoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@badlyburnttoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badlyburnttoast)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/54 "2009-09-04T05:10:11Z")
16, anti-fundie. No surprise here. I wonder where those 16 points came from? I guess maybe I’m a tiny bit atheist fundamentalist? heh. I agree with **Frank** that #12 is kind of a bad question. I don’t really know what the evidence (outside of the bible) is about if he existed or not, so I wavered and eventually picked ‘didn’t exist’ because I’m sure that if he did exist he was not the son of god. ---
**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/55 "2009-09-05T17:49:17Z")
Hah! I got a 15! I totally win. Five percent of my “peers” (might explain something) were lower than that apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Alastair\_Moonsong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@Alastair\_Moonsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alastair_Moonsong)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/56 "2009-09-05T18:21:13Z")
15, Anti-Fundie. Go me! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/57 "2009-09-05T18:47:29Z")
THE MOST IMPORTANT STATEMENT ON THE WHOLE QUIZ: > [@right side of linked page](#): > > The Fundamentalist Christian Test is one of over 30,000 tests on OkCupid. Anyone can write tests on OkCupid, and topics range from music, hobbies, and religion to sex and online dating. I highlighted the relevant part. This has no relevance whatsoever, and many (most?) of the questions were flawed, either intentionally or not. I think we all probably got exactly the result we wanted/expected. I’m “sane,” but then I already knew that 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/58 "2009-09-05T19:24:01Z")
Anti-fundie, 18. Which is silly. I’m not "anti-"anything. Just sane. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/59 "2009-09-06T02:59:01Z")
Anti-fundie. 18 points. ---
**Author:** ![QuercusMax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/8baadc/32.png) [@QuercusMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuercusMax)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709/60 "2009-09-06T13:38:29Z")
> [@Curtis LeMay](#): > > [http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-fundamentalist-christian-test](http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-fundamentalist-christian-test) > > Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test … > Modern Christian > You scored 42 Fundiness points! > > You’re a Modern Christian! But you probably already knew that. > > You probably consider the Bible to be more of a set of parables than real, literal history. You’ve watched Discovery Channel documentaries about Jesus having children without flying into a rage. You attend church regularly, consider your relationship with God to be fairly healthy, and you believe loving Jesus to be the best way to go about life, and to get into heaven. > > There’s still downsides, however. Some Anti-Fundies will attack you just as remorselesly as they do your Fundie cousins, while some Fundies may attack you because you don’t take the Bible as complete fact. You also, very likely, cherry-pick your beliefs; you may believe homosexuality to be a sin, but you don’t support stoning people who work on Sundays. > > All in all, though, you’re a healthy, normal individual. A little objective reading of the Old Testament, however, might be something of an eye-opener. I got _exactly_ the same result. 42 points. And I think this was possibly the dumbest “test” I ever took. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-fundie-test/508709.md?page=4)