# "Are you a Mead Slut, or a Mead Virgin?"

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496 "2004-11-24T17:33:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/21 "2004-11-25T18:19:58Z")

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Not on me, but if you go to my local brew supply store’s [website,](http://www.northernbrewer.com/) they’ve got all their recipes on line. I’ve made the dry & sweet meads & melomels; they’re not fancy recipes, but very good one. Look for directions under the Documentation link.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/22 "2004-11-25T19:19:08Z")

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> [@Shade](#):
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> As far as I’m concerned mead is one of those really stupid ideas that turned out to be really nice. Wait, I swear that metaphor wasn’t there when I conceived that sentance.

It looks as though it’s gone again.

What was it?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/23 "2004-11-25T20:04:15Z")

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**Grey** –just remembered one (I keep thinking of this as a cider recipe, but since it’s got honey in it, it’s a cyser, or, mead made with apple juice).

For each gallon of preservative-free pasteurized apple juice:

Heat 1 pint of water to a boil.  
Turn off the heat.  
Add 1 pound of honey (that’s your basic honey-bear sized bunch of honey).  
Add 1 tsp yeast nutrient.  
Stir.  
Cover.  
Let sit until cool.  
Put the apple juice into a carboy and add the honey/water mix.  
Pitch a mead yeast.

You can use, for example, 3 gallons of juice, 3 pints of water and 3 pounds of honey in a 5 gallon carboy. Comes out to about 26 proof. Goes down like apple juice. Be thou amazed.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/24 "2004-11-25T20:32:33Z")

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Ah I like the looks of that one! I’ve got some actual apple cider I could use in place of apple juice. Now to get the wine finished before trying this.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/25 "2004-11-26T02:16:06Z")

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Since my real-life last name is Mead, I find this thread title very humorous.

Just in case you’re wondering, I’m not afraid to say I’m a mead virgin in both senses of the phrase.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/26 "2004-11-26T14:22:24Z")

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Mobo: You’re very young if you only see two ways of looking at the phrase… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/27 "2004-11-29T15:12:07Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> No, it doesn’t. Good mead tastes like wine with honey in it. Great mead tastes like liquid sunshine.

Oh, YES.

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**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-mead-slut-or-a-mead-virgin/276496/28 "2004-11-29T16:56:39Z")

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Mmmm, mead. I’ve only tried it once, but I really liked it. I’ll be buying some from a local honey place, [Beekman and Beekman](http://www.beekmanandbeekman.com/) for Christmas presents.

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