# Are you a member of the mile high club?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 21, 2016, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279 "2016-05-21T03:16:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/41 "2016-05-25T02:31:14Z")

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Oh, this thread brought back a lovely memory. Yes, I’m a member. In a private plane on autopilot, out over the Pacific ocean just after sunset. I used to have the pin but the lousy rotten thief that broke into my house and stole all my jewelry got it. I wonder if you can get those pins replaced. I have lost touch with the pilot so I don’t exactly have a witness or anything.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/42 "2016-05-25T02:41:08Z")

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Congrats to everyone that can fly private planes. But us ordinary mortals have to fly Budget Coach Class.

So now I’m imagining trying to achieve any kind of romance in a tiny little closet-with-a-toilet _while feeling airsick._

Eeew…

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/43 "2016-05-25T03:00:32Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Congrats to everyone that can fly private planes. But us ordinary mortals have to fly Budget Coach Class.
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> So now I’m imagining trying to achieve any kind of romance in a tiny little closet-with-a-toilet _while feeling airsick._
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> Eeew…

If you think the lavatories are small you’ve never been in a Cessna.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/44 "2016-05-25T16:10:06Z")

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Does flying a Fokker count?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/45 "2016-05-25T16:18:11Z")

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I want to burn the clothes I’ve worn on a commercial flight. The last thing I’m in the mood to do is expose more of myself than absolutely necessary. Ugh, no.

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**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/46 "2016-05-25T18:28:25Z")

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777 over the Atlantic.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/47 "2016-05-25T18:30:21Z")

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> [@Disheavel](#):
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> 777 over the Atlantic.

Q.E.D.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/48 "2016-05-26T12:00:19Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> Does flying a Fokker count?

So you were a Fokker fucker?

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/49 "2016-05-26T17:49:07Z")

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I flew an old Aero Commander 520 for a guy specifically so he & his girl could do it in that particular aircraft.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/50 "2016-05-26T18:06:08Z")

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Sex plus danger does not interest me. I don’t like car sex either and that’s on the ground. Although if given the opportunity to join the club I probably would because sex.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-member-of-the-mile-high-club/755279/51 "2016-05-31T02:57:19Z")

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No. Never met the right gal for ‘that’.

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