# Are you a sex god\[dess\]? If so, which one? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 22, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809 "2000-12-22T03:08:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/1 "2000-12-22T03:08:21Z")
Ok, here’s the deal: take the test to tell ya which god/goddess you are. [http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god\_switch.jsp](http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_switch.jsp) Here are my results: > [@](#): > > The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty. Let’s just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you’re in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! So, which one are you? ---
**Author:** ![Peculiar\_Pixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/779978/32.png) [@Peculiar\_Pixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peculiar_Pixie)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/2 "2000-12-22T03:19:58Z")
**PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night** , > [@](#): > > a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires. > > As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you’re very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! Oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/3 "2000-12-22T03:27:28Z")
_ **ahem** _ > [@](#): > > Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you’re every woman’s dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode. What can I say? It is indeed a pleasure to serve. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lucie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed8c4c/32.png) [@lucie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucie)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/4 "2000-12-22T03:29:04Z")
I came up Persephone as well. No big surprise. I’ve been accepting Sunday morning worship for years now… ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/5 "2000-12-22T03:32:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be: > > ZEUS, God of Thunder. > > Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it’s a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues – such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What’s certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god. Oh HELL yea, that’s me to a T!!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/6 "2000-12-22T03:34:19Z")
> [@](#): > > The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, > > HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. > > She’s a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality. > > You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don’t appreciate casual encounters. Rather, you prefer purity and tradition. Because of these predilections, you tend to attract men who understand your nature and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally arrive at the bedroom and your divine qualities are released, you reveal such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, you require love and devotion from your partners. You are an attentive and giving lover who knows how to make your man feel sexy, appreciated, and fulfilled. When you show your stuff, it’s like a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/7 "2000-12-22T03:36:32Z")
I got Hestia. > [@](#): > > \*\*She’s a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality. \*\* [http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/goddess\_extra.jsp](http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/goddess_extra.jsp) Oh, boy. Robin ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/8 "2000-12-22T03:41:01Z")
PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires. As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you’re very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! Heeeeey waydda’ minute… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/9 "2000-12-22T03:47:25Z")
> [@](#): > > …you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you’re every woman’s dream lover. > > \*\*DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy. \*\* > > You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you’ve left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake. Actually, that’s about right. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/10 "2000-12-22T03:47:30Z")
Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it’s a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues – such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What’s certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god. Thats better dammit!!! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/11 "2000-12-22T03:48:58Z")
I AM ZEUS, BIOTCH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/12 "2000-12-22T03:49:05Z")
> [@](#): > > VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty. > > Let’s just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you’re in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! Yeah, let’s just say that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/13 "2000-12-22T03:52:20Z")
That’s odd. First it told me I was Athena, and then when I clicked for detailed results, it told me I was Venus. Making me the same as Tasha in one more way. Yeesh. Even our ecology teacher thinks we’re exactly the same (and we’re in different classes). ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/14 "2000-12-22T03:59:08Z")
[quote] ARES, God of War. You crave power and you value strength. However, you do not restrict these qualities to the battlefield. You bring your need for control into the bedroom. When behind closed doors, you quickly drop the game playing – and your pants. You love women, and you like to feel worshipped by the ladies you choose to bed. Comfortable with traditional gender roles, you like to be on top and call all the shots. Although sexually aggressive and strong, you make sure that the women you conquer are also fulfilled and satisfied. Your performance has been perfected through time and practice, and you are always ready to hit the sheets and strut your stuff! You leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake [/quake] Yeah, that’s me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/15 "2000-12-22T04:00:52Z")
“Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Vulcan, the God of Fire. Master of fiery passion, you’re every woman’s dream lover.” bull ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/16 "2000-12-22T04:09:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Even our ecology teacher thinks we’re exactly the same (and we’re in different classes). \*\* Jess, you’ve got some 'splaining to do. How does he think we’re alike? Damn that Yorkie! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/17 "2000-12-22T04:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music. > > You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your golden boy charm is enough to drive most women crazy with lust. You are the most wanted of all the deities. Women place you on a pedestal during the day, and dream about you at night. And once you work your godly magic in the bedroom, you’ve got them hooked for life. You are the hot, smart and charming guy whom all the ladies want to bed. Your inner intelligence, sensual nature and great physique make women happy to oblige any of your requests. Your hot and steamy temperament and the devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You probably tend to dive passionately into relationships, but you may find that your fiery desire quickly cools. Nevertheless, you leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake. Well, what can I say? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/18 "2000-12-22T05:43:32Z")
We did this once a while back, just thought you might want to check it out: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19343](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19343) [/quote] As for me, A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and he is Eros, God of Love. As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savor the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away, and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn’t be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there’s some love to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, you have got them hooked. You take sex seriously, and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans, and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake. Strange enough, this is more true than I would like to admit. ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/19 "2000-12-22T05:49:08Z")
Like **Dire Wolf** , I, too, am … > [@](#): > > Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you’re every woman’s dream lover. … > As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You > prefer to savor the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This > quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your > presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream > of stealing you away and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you > wouldn’t be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there’s some > emotional or intellectual compatibility between you and your partner to carry the > relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly > performance, they’re hooked. You take sex seriously and show your lucky woman > a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an > emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing > others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans and a > trail of satisfied mortals in your wake. Yeah, that sounds nice. Something like that… but where’re my fans and trail of satisfied mortals? I’m gonna need to come out of the closet and … whoops, bad choice of idioms. I need to … get busy. Yeah, that’s it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809/20 "2000-12-22T06:13:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be: > > DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy. > > You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you’ve left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake. Huh. I was hoping to learn something new. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-sex-god-dess-if-so-which-one/46809.md?page=2)