# Are you a Star Bellied Sneetch? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893 "2024-04-29T04:22:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/21 "2024-04-30T01:24:06Z")
I am a Procyon Lotor, and Psychotronic Hermeticist, please and thank you. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/22 "2024-04-30T13:49:31Z")
I was never a star Bellied Sneetch, but I did back-up vocals on their second album, Bellied Sneetch Returns. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/23 "2024-04-30T14:43:18Z")
All I’m saying is that Sneetches who have their star on the right side of their belly are clearly inferior to Sneetches who have their star on the left side. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/24 "2024-04-30T14:44:55Z")
The early Sneetch machines had justification issues. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/25 "2024-04-30T14:50:31Z")
I’m a star-bellied Sneech - my whole family has stars. I weep for the Sneech with none upon thars. ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/26 "2024-04-30T17:41:10Z")
There’s a guy on TikTok who works the front desk at a hotel, dealing with strange and unusual requests. Worst are the guests who throw around their special loyalty club status and make exorbitant requests. He refers to them as saying “But I’m a Star-Bellied Sneetch!”, which is a great way of describing them. ---
**Author:** ![Balthisar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/balthisar/32/2825_2.png) [@Balthisar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balthisar)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/27 "2024-05-01T00:49:01Z")
> [@JohnGalt](#): > > He refers to them as saying “But I’m a Star-Bellied Sneetch!” Hmmm… I might actually try saying that next time. Not while being a jerk, but when making a simple request, just to be funny. “Can you get me a room on the ground floor, please? I’m a star-bellied Sneetch!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/28 "2024-05-01T01:30:42Z")
And if I was the desk clerk, you’d be showing me that belly, _sahib_. 😄 Temporary tattoo would be the way to go. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/29 "2024-05-01T19:48:27Z")
Enough about Sneetches. The real question is, why would you butter the the bottom-side of the bread at all? Wouldn’t the butter drip on the floor? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/30 "2024-05-01T20:57:50Z")
Only if using very low quality spread. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/31 "2024-05-03T23:04:30Z")
If a machine was made available to _transform_ you into a Star Bellied Sneetch, would you take advantage? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/32 "2024-05-04T00:04:38Z")
[![](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/51cb8456e4b043b66a2477ae/1516686317190-0THKB5UV2STSY0VPV4Z3/sneetches.png?format=1500w) ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/51cb8456e4b043b66a2477ae/1516686317190-0THKB5UV2STSY0VPV4Z3/sneetches.png?format=1500w) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893/33 "2025-10-10T22:28:10Z")
Star bellied sneetches seem to be the majority, these days. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-star-bellied-sneetch/1000893.md?page=1)