# Are you a thread killer? I am, and here's proof **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304 "2004-07-28T18:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/181 "2004-08-25T18:34:03Z")
There once was 2 dopers, one named **Hal** , The other, **Rufus Xavier** , was his pal. They started to rhyme, Oh, it was a crime, When they involved poor **PussyCow**. Wait a minute… :dubious: It seems **PussyCow** started this mess, I thought better of you I must confess, Watch out for these guys! They pretend to be wise, But it’s all just a show to impress. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/182 "2004-08-25T18:42:37Z")
Hooray! :applause: Well, Ah must say, I am just tickled! Makes me wanna slap my grandma. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/183 "2004-08-25T18:44:34Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Hooray! :applause: > > Well, Ah must say, I am just tickled! > Makes me wanna slap my grandma. Is that supposed to be dirty? :dubious: Or am I missing a reference? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/184 "2004-08-25T18:50:29Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Is that supposed to be dirty? :dubious: > Or am I missing a reference? 😛 Naw, I’m just in Texas currently and trying to pick up the local idioms. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/185 "2004-08-25T18:52:00Z")
Oh! Dirty. Yah, Of course. Dirtygirl. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/186 "2004-08-25T18:53:35Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Oh! Dirty. **Yah** , Of course. > > Dirtygirl. Now did you just say that while bobbing your head ala Fargo? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/187 "2004-08-25T18:55:01Z")
Pssssssssssssst! **PussyCow**! Rufus and Hal are on line… bet one of them shows up in 3…2…1 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/188 "2004-08-25T19:04:21Z")
Hi, ladies! How was lunch? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/189 "2004-08-25T19:10:47Z")
😛 Awesome, except I should’ve gotten some jalapeños thrown on there. Instead, I got some not-so-hot sauce from the corner store. It sucks. ☹ Well, at least now I have something to drink if I get thirsty. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/190 "2004-08-25T19:16:10Z")
Hi Rufie! Lunch was leftovers, so nothing special to report. So **harmless** , is what are you having to wash down that lunch that should have had hot sauce - a margarita? With lunch? Shameless! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/191 "2004-08-25T19:33:33Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Hi Rufie! > Lunch was leftovers, so nothing special to report. > > So **harmless** , is what are you having to wash down that lunch that should have had hot sauce - a margarita? With lunch? > > Shameless! No…harmless! 😛 I got a Firehouse Sub, Engineer: Turkey, sautéed mushrooms and onions, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese. I’ve just been on a jalapeño kick lately and didn’t think about it until after it was already being made. I thought hot sauce would make up for it, but this stuff is _weak_! I was getting some coffee for later at the corner store and saw the sauce on the shelf and thought “why not?” :rolleyes: Turkey Creek is what it’s called. The bad thing is Firehouse subs has about 50 different _hot_ sauces in their store. I had to get mine to go so I could make it back to the store in time to let my co-worker go home. Last night I had a slice from Moe’s that had feta, spinach, mushrooms, and jalapeños…it was pure heaven with a pitcher of Bud Lite! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/192 "2004-08-25T22:05:53Z")
Jalapenos, eh? To (partially) quote a recent thread title (which was not about jalapenos): **FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/193 "2004-08-25T22:10:30Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Jalapenos, eh? To (partially) quote a recent thread title (which was not about jalapenos): **FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!** :eek: Not yet, but give it a few hours. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/194 "2004-08-26T01:45:26Z")
Yet? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/195 "2004-08-26T02:36:23Z")
…is it soup yet? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/196 "2004-08-26T05:25:23Z")
…is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/197 "2004-08-26T12:19:05Z")
> [@P~cow](#): > > fashizzle! > Bet I spelled it wrong, too. nah, you got it right. Damned shame I had to look it up cause I never heard it before. I guess I really am a goddamned dinosaur. An old headbanging Harleyridin’ Cowboy, but a dinosaur none the less. I still like my Ozzie and Stevie Ray…Jpriests or J cash. It’s all good. But SnoopDog? to each his own ya know 😉 Texas you’re in Texas! oh hell where’s the party. I tried to talk some dopes into goin out the other night. my treat…they all bailed. Hadda do it alone. BTW It’s funny as hell how these “I’m a threadkiller” posts windup goin on forever. OR until a clearthinkin MOD steps in and shows us all who the real threadkillers are around here. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/198 "2004-08-26T16:39:54Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > BTW It’s funny as hell how these “I’m a threadkiller” posts windup goin on forever. OR until a clearthinkin MOD steps in and shows us all who the real threadkillers are around here. 😛 If you say “Cajun Man” three times while looking at your monitor, he appears and closes your thread. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/199 "2004-08-26T17:19:23Z")
Come on, come on, come on, folks! Who will make it go to page 5? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/200 "2004-08-26T17:35:57Z")
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