# Are you a thread killer? I am, and here's proof **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304 "2004-07-28T18:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/201 "2004-08-26T17:39:09Z")
Nope…me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/202 "2004-08-26T17:42:06Z")
> [@](#): > > The following errors occurred when this message was submitted: > Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 60 seconds. 😛 Ya snuck in on me :wally ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/203 "2004-08-26T17:51:34Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > If you say “Cajun Man” three times while looking at your monitor, he appears and closes your thread. : cue spit-take : 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/204 "2004-08-26T17:52:37Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Ya snuck in on me :wally And to thee, I say: Neener. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/205 "2004-08-26T22:48:39Z")
I had a good lunch today. Jamaican black pepper shrimp, black beans, white rice and fried plantains. Yum. Anybody else? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/206 "2004-08-27T00:33:01Z")
My lunch was popcorn, a Sprite, and some kind of candy that was like Sour Punch, but called Swinkles or something. Badger. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/207 "2004-08-27T03:44:40Z")
> [@TJdude825](#): > > Badger. Hey, me too…what a coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/208 "2004-08-27T14:31:58Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hey, me too…what a coincidence. Did you have it fried or roasted? Also, what brand of beer goes best with badger? Bud? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/209 "2004-08-27T14:52:03Z")
Nonono…I liquidate it in a blender and then let it ferment. Mmmm…Badgerweiser… ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/210 "2004-08-27T15:04:00Z")
I’m dinin’ on possum meat Ain’t that so sweet I’m dinin’ on possum meat the flavor can’t be beat dinin’ on possum on possum I’m dinin’ on possum meat ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/211 "2004-08-27T15:09:35Z")
You get your possum at KFP? I love their new possum strips meal! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/212 "2004-08-27T17:47:52Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > I’m dinin’ on possum meat > Ain’t that so sweet > I’m dinin’ on possum meat > the flavor can’t be beat > > dinin’ on possum > on possum > I’m dinin’ on possum meat **PussyCow**! I didn’t know you were from [Wausau](http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tips/getAttraction.php3?tip_AttractionNo==306)! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/213 "2004-08-27T22:55:29Z")
From harmless’ link: > [@](#): > > The Florida State Legislature has proclaimed that the first day in August is “Possum Day.” How in the heck did I miss celebrating that one? harmless, I’m sure you hoisted a few in honor of our slow, hairy marsupial friends back on 8/1. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/214 "2004-08-27T23:16:12Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > How in the heck did I miss celebrating that one? harmless, I’m sure you hoisted a few in honor of our slow, hairy marsupial friends back on 8/1. 🙂 Oh, a few were hoisted all right! 😛 and now I have a legitimate reason! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/215 "2004-08-28T06:37:54Z")
I’d just like let you all know I’ve found the most delightful site where you can download [abandoned](http://free-game-downloads.mosw.com/) software that you enjoyed in the 1980s & early 90s. Now, if only I knew how to configure my computer to play them :rolleyes: Killin a thread is all about technique. I’m a boorish Inigo come lately. I now lay my salad fingers upon this thread and bid it rest in peace. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/216 "2004-08-28T13:56:39Z")
Lay your salad fingers else where, bub…this thread is mine! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/217 "2004-08-28T15:19:30Z")
It will never die! Viva la Are You A Thread Killler thread! God save the thread! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/218 "2004-08-28T18:18:27Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > God save the thread! **PussyCow** , if you’re going to be a proper Doper, you should note that the proper phrase is “Og save the thread”. 😉 Speaking of which, how’d you like the goat? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/219 "2004-08-28T22:14:39Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Speaking of which, how’d you like the goat? 😛 The goat… …was wonderful. Mmmm. Better than Brad Pitt. Who, from last night’s escapade, is not a very good kisser. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/220 "2004-08-28T22:18:04Z")
:eek: How dare you touch my Brad! :mad: Cat Fight! : pounces on **PussyCow** ala beer commercial : Take that, you hussy! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=12)