# Are you a thread killer? I am, and here's proof **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304 "2004-07-28T18:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/221 "2004-08-28T22:25:41Z")
You’re challenging PussyCow to a cat fight? You nuts? I’ll sit on you _after_ pulling out my claws! Anyway, _he_ went after _me_. I can’t help it if I’m irresistable. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/222 "2004-08-28T22:28:00Z")
You, Madam, are a lying shrew! : tosses PussyCow into the fountain : He’s MINE! He wouldn’t go after you if your name was PussyGalore, you ho! 😛 : dives in after for a some good ol’ fasion hair pulling : ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/223 "2004-08-28T23:57:27Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > You’re challenging PussyCow to a cat fight? You nuts? I’ll sit on you **_after_ pulling out my claws**! You mean I get to declaw you first? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/224 "2004-08-29T00:23:51Z")
So **harmless** , does Jennifer know about you and Brad? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/225 "2004-08-29T00:26:06Z")
Feh! She’s just the front. She goes to all the publicity crap so I don’t have to. I get Brad for just the good stuff. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/226 "2004-08-29T00:33:57Z")
Alright, that explains it. I always thought their marriage was just a little too perfect. Being the beautiful, famous couple. They look more like brother and sister than a real husband and wife. So for the record, **harmless** , it _was_ just kissing. I mean, he didn’t do it for me. I’ll try to not let it happen again. However, because you are a lot of fun to roll around in the mud with… :gets in crouching position: :lunges: (however this is very difficult for a cow, so basically goes 2 inches and falls on chin) ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/227 "2004-08-29T00:38:44Z")
Awww!! : pats **PussyCow** on the head : There, there. I know it must hurt…well I guess I really _can’t_ know, seeing as to how\* I’ve\* never been dumped before…but I’m _sure_ it’ll be all right. I hear Ben is free…and it’ll probably lead to a threesome with Matt. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/228 "2004-08-29T00:42:40Z")
Well, being that Brad is _still_ lusting after me it may in fact be a foursome. Hmmmmm (rubs chin). 'Course I suspect Ben is a bit of a pansy about the whole thing. May have to be tied down… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/229 "2004-08-29T00:47:54Z")
Make that _prefers_to be tied down. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/230 "2004-08-29T00:53:24Z")
Where are the boys? I can’t _believe_ they’re not in here egging on the cat fight. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/231 "2004-08-29T00:56:22Z")
You know? I was thinking the same thing. 😃 I noticed a Jeopardy match going on earlier. My money is that’s where **Hal** ’s at. **Rufus** is probably sitting quietly in the shadows…watching. YA PERV! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/232 "2004-08-29T06:56:38Z")
:: walks back in with black hooded cape and scythe :: 😃 It’s worth a try. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/233 "2004-08-29T07:41:45Z")
> [@TJdude825](#): > > :: walks back in with black hooded cape and scythe :: 😃 > > It’s worth a try. Terribly sorry…I thought you were **Rufus** lurking in the shadows there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/234 "2004-08-29T07:56:09Z")
You still trying to kill this thread? Looks like you get about as much sleep at night as I do. Maybe you are one of us…the **undead** that is. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/235 "2004-08-29T07:57:17Z")
oh yeah, you can just call me the **nightstalker** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/236 "2004-08-29T14:32:39Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Where are the boys? > > I can’t _believe_ they’re not in here egging on the cat fight. Whoop…sorry…was busy working on the web page last night…so, cat fight, 'eh? Let’s go! More splashing! More hair pulli… > [@harmless](#): > > I noticed a Jeopardy match going on earlier. > My money is that’s where **Hal** ’s at. :eek: Jeopardy match?! Gotta go! ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/237 "2004-08-29T14:52:57Z")
Ok, I got a trampoline now. This should help. (sneaks up behind **harmless** , gets into crouching position with large cow ass in air. Manages to jump the four inches up to the trampoline. Rebounds off the trampoline, high into the air - ok, five inches - sees **harmless** getting closer. Brings out claws, but legs too short to bring claws out in front of face. Nose manages to brush **harmless** on her butt, but ultimately lands on nose and front knees.) Damn these stubby legs. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/238 "2004-08-29T17:02:29Z")
: sits on **PussyCow** ’s head : My poor FelineBovine. You _do_ try _so_ hard. 😛 Yanks on **PussyCow** ’s tail. Neener, neener! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/239 "2004-08-29T17:16:39Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Yanks on **PussyCow** ’s tail. > Neener, neener! 😛 Uh- uh oh. ::fart:: Uh, sorry. You shouldn’t yank on my tail, though. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/240 "2004-08-30T08:09:26Z")
😕 These cat fight cow face sitting ass kissing tail farting posts are strangely and curiously both erotic and not at the same time. :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=13)