# Are you a thread killer? I am, and here's proof **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304 "2004-07-28T18:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/281 "2004-08-31T15:28:28Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > Thanks for the good morning \*\*\*\* though. It’s been a few months now and I could really use one. 😉 > > It’s been really hard lately. :eek: > > Hey you gotta smile at that remark. 😃 Oh, yeah. I almost forgots: YA PERV! 😛 : notes in little log book : 3 ya perv’s in 24 hours…looking good! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/282 "2004-08-31T19:03:59Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > : notes in little log book : awwwwww…you have a little book made out of logs? That is so cute! I have one made out of bricks. I hope the big bad wolf doesn’t try to blow your book down. If he does, you can use my little brick book. 😛 * * * A thousand meaningless content-free posts later, I still don’t know which smilie to use for what. 😕 :smack: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/283 "2004-08-31T19:24:11Z")
: makes yet another mark in her log book : :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/284 "2004-08-31T22:47:46Z")
(Rufus looks over harmless’ shoulder) What’cha writin’? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/285 "2004-08-31T22:51:15Z")
Apparently, she’s penning _ **harmless** ’ Big Little Book 'O Pervs_. Available soon at fine booksellers, and soon to be a major motion picture. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/286 "2004-08-31T22:52:35Z")
: Sees that Rufus has fallen for her ploy and takes the opportunity to dot his eye : That’s what you get for being nosy! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/287 "2004-08-31T23:12:10Z")
Do I get to be in your book? I’m a perv. Ignore the thread about Nip/Tuck. I am really. I am! ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/288 "2004-09-01T00:57:32Z")
Oh gawd! I just tried to start a thread in GQ. It was awful. I’m an idiot. Someone console me please. :sad: ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/289 "2004-09-01T01:30:28Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > : Sees that Rufus has fallen for her ploy and takes the opportunity to dot his eye : > That’s what you get for being nosy! 😛 😉 Ouch! That really hurt! PussyCow, me tried to read you thread about light, but big words hurt brain. Me sorry you so sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/290 "2004-09-01T01:38:47Z")
Yah, it hurt me too. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/291 "2004-09-01T04:42:57Z")
A whole new definition of Pussy whipped. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/292 "2004-09-01T04:47:47Z")
Yeah, **PussyCow** , that’s why I don’t do that. 😛 Someone’s calling you in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5220495&highlight=pussycow#post5220495). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/293 "2004-09-01T07:32:03Z")
Yeah **P/C** That’s what happens when ya think too much. I’ve got an ice cold bottle of Cuervo stashed. What say we **havashot**. Anybody else wanna havashot? Hell let’s do it… Damn, alone again. ☹ This sucks ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/294 "2004-09-01T12:36:36Z")
Poor t-keela. Hey, anyone remember that thread we had a while back, where you make Doper couples based on how cool their names look together? Did anyone put **t-keela** and **Mockingbird** together? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/295 "2004-09-01T13:50:54Z")
Oh oh, me **t-keela**! Is it too late? Or rather, too early? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/296 "2004-09-01T16:37:04Z")
Sweet **t-keela**! You need to come and play during happy hour: 10-6:30 EST 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/297 "2004-09-01T18:03:29Z")
who’s had lunch, and how was it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/298 "2004-09-01T18:11:47Z")
nuked leftover DiGornio slice sliced cucumbers diet pepsi free jelly bellies ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/299 "2004-09-01T18:12:49Z")
oh yeah: Not very thrilling. :o ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/300 "2004-09-01T18:27:26Z")
Not too bad, although you didn’t mention what the pizza slice was topped with. I had a plain seeded bagel, strawberry nonfat yogurt and a strawnana smoothie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=16)