# Are you a thread killer? I am, and here's proof **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304 "2004-07-28T18:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/301 "2004-09-01T18:33:40Z")
Spinach and mushrooms and crap. But it wasn’t very good since I kinda burned it when I cooked it originally, and then it was reheated in the microwave. Lame. Anyway **Rufus** , YOU didn’t say what kind of seeds were on your bagel. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/302 "2004-09-01T18:50:41Z")
Mushrooms AND crap? Psychedelic, man. 🆒 my bagel had several kinds of seeds on it, including a few I could not identify (maybe they were crap seeds?), but certainly poppy seeds and sunflower seeds, maybe sesame and flax seeds as well. All in all, a lunch fit for a finch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/303 "2004-09-01T19:00:40Z")
Leftover Badgerweiser. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/304 "2004-09-01T19:10:06Z")
DUDE!! Don’t eat crap seeds. Otherwise crap’s gonna grow in your stomach. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/305 "2004-09-01T19:20:04Z")
Wow. Thanks. You just saved me. Hey, Hal, I just wanted you to know that this quote made me giggle like a 4-year-old being tickled: _Originally Posted by The Dumbasses At [explodingwhale.com](http://explodingwhale.com) At this web site we offer assistance with exploding whale. Other than information concerning exploding whale we also provide the best web sites concerning news, news & the internet and news & world report the best colleges. This makes [explodingwhale.com](http://explodingwhale.com) the best resource for exploding whale on the web._ thanks, man (wiping a tear from his eye) 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/306 "2004-09-02T07:59:59Z")
I hate to hijack the thread from the subject :rolleyes: but Is there a member here by the name of **PussyFart**? Maybe I should start a new thread for this in G/Q I suppose. ehh…Maybe tomorrow ,nobody’s awake around here anyway. in memory of that ignorant ass n/p ,s/sUnxt , , , , , , , , , , , , , , 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bdandhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@bdandhr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdandhr)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/307 "2004-09-02T12:12:26Z")
I gotta be the best killer. I have started three threads with absolutely no replies on any. ☹ (Getting back to the OP) ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/308 "2004-09-02T13:41:27Z")
Pussyfart. heh heh. queef? heh heh. Sorry about no one posting on your threads **bdandhr**. I’ll try to help in a bit. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/309 "2004-09-02T16:21:54Z")
**PussyCow** , ya beat me to it. 😛 It happens to the best of us, **bdandhr**. Mostly the worst, but sometimes the best. (feel free to smack me 😃 it’ll just make my Thursday ) 3 day weekend! Woo-freakin’-Hoo colored deep sky blue! : wanders off in search of more caffinies: ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/310 "2004-09-03T02:31:05Z")
Thread is Dead (with apologies to Curtis Mayfield) Everybody’s misused it Ripped it up and abused it Another hamster down Treatin’ Dope like a clown The thread is on the third page now If you wanna be a killer, why Remember thread is dead 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/311 "2004-09-03T05:57:24Z")
three days to what? pack up all your shit 'cause I hear ther’s a storm a brewin. :eek: Good luck **Harmless** BTW bdandhr…if you wanna get replies you gotta make the title interesting and then say something either really smart or so frikkin stupid that people can’t resist. Either way folks are gonna assume their fightin ignorance. 😉 PS…another weekend is here. Got a couple of cases of beer a big bottle of Cuervo and some ribs for the pit. Later we can go find a band somewhere…hell I’ve got some guitars and a few friends. Fuck a band. Let’s just all get shitfaced and make our own music. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/312 "2004-09-03T13:43:14Z")
Yah. Geez, **harmless**. You headin’ for the hills yet or what? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/313 "2004-09-03T14:34:06Z")
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! the mods are coming. everyone hold your breath. {giggle} ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/314 "2004-09-03T15:51:32Z")
As per [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=274444) it appears that our days are numbered. What started out as a simple message “look at me” has become in fact a small group of friends checking in on one another from time to time. I appreciate the lighthearted humor from you guys. I rarely ever particpate in threads of this sort but for some reason y’all just kinda grew on me. **Harmless** sweetie…I’ll see ya 'round. **Rufus and PussyCow** y’all are okay. Take care t/k Okay **Dex** do the deed [SIZE=1]t/k quietly lays head down on the block\*\* swish… ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/315 "2004-09-03T16:11:13Z")
excellent. Now if I can just get harmless and PussyCow to stop posting here, this thread will be mine! All mine!!! MWAH-AH-AHHHHH. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/316 "2004-09-03T16:13:53Z")
: peruses linked thread : Hmpf. Too bad. They can’t make me leave. The thread is life and life is the thread. They can lock down the thread all they like, and I’ll still be here, happily posting to myself if need be! I don’t need your “functioning message board”, or your damn “reality”! They took away our _IHKATAM_, but we’ll never let them take away our _AYATK?IAAHP_! Ya know, unless they really feel like it. (Preview revision: Ahem. Forgetting someone, **Rufus**? :dubious: ) ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/317 "2004-09-03T16:31:34Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > (Preview revision: Ahem. Forgetting someone, **Rufus**? :dubious: ) EEEEK! OH! I mean um, hi, Hal. Of course I meant to say: this thread will be mine! and Hal’sAll mine!!! and Hal’sMWAH-AH-AHHHHH. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/318 "2004-09-03T16:58:50Z")
Please **Dex** get put these guys out of their misery. [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=274491) link may ease their pain. I’m really done now. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/319 "2004-09-03T17:30:10Z")
> [@](#): > > If you say “Cajun Man” three times while looking at your monitor, he appears and closes your thread. This is enough, nay more than enough [post count padding](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=231482). **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304.md?page=15)