# Are you a thread killer? I am, and here's proof **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304 "2004-07-28T18:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/81 "2004-08-13T17:55:50Z")
Ha! No…although that was a _very_ accurate description of how I was acting while the game was on, I’m using this break to get some work done. Errr…except for right now. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/82 "2004-08-13T18:31:04Z")
Here’s my version of Double Jeopardy! Unscramble the User (heroin, that is): Ivam Diless What Do They Have in Common?: Itchy and Scratchy Guess the Doper He smoked more pot in a day than most people do in a lifetime, mon. Mixed Members (combined length) John Holmes and Ron Jeremy X is to Y Tuna is to salad as chocolate is to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/83 "2004-08-13T19:32:06Z")
Hal, I’m impressed that you have the cojones to play SDMB Jeopardy, but after that last answer, I think you might do better to come back to this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/84 "2004-08-13T19:54:59Z")
Bite me. “quee” was right there, and I didn’t have time to put my brain into 2nd gear. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/85 "2004-08-13T19:56:03Z")
Besides…I gotta get out the hole now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/86 "2004-08-13T20:13:48Z")
I don’t see how you’re gonna get out of the hole now, not when you’d rather make comments on other poster’s answers than steal their thunder by copying their answer but putting it, correctly, in the form of a question… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/87 "2004-08-13T20:16:34Z")
Ahhh, hush, you. I don’t see you on the damn scoreboard. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/88 "2004-08-13T20:22:03Z")
There’s nothing worse than a back-seat Jeopardy’er. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/89 "2004-08-13T20:32:50Z")
Wow! Impressive! Even Idle said so! Se, all you needed was a little encouragement… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/90 "2004-08-14T21:33:30Z")
Boy, I’m out for a day and this turns into the **Hal Briston** & **Rufus Xavier** show. So who’s Johnny and who’s Ed? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/91 "2004-08-15T00:38:08Z")
Hmmm…lesse…if I pick Johnny, then I’m the front guy. I’ll be the clocking the _huge_ bank, and be beloved the world over… If I pick Ed, then I can go to work drunk all the time… Hmmm…decisions, decisions… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/92 "2004-08-15T01:01:28Z")
If you’re Ed, you could finally award me my by frickin’ Publisher’s Clearing House award, live you’ve been promising since 1997! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/93 "2004-08-15T01:03:30Z")
Ha! Nice try…I’m-a keeping all those suckers. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/94 "2004-08-15T01:06:14Z")
Good thing I never bought any of your crummy magazines then, fool. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/95 "2004-08-16T19:40:13Z")
Who cares who’s Ed and who’s Johnny? harmless is Bette Midler, and that’s all I care about. Come on, harmless, let’s hear it: Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeeero… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/96 "2004-08-16T22:16:58Z")
That’s ok, I’ve already embarrassed myself in another thread that way. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/97 "2004-08-17T00:30:40Z")
Heh…I think I have the [most valid claim](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=270838) when it comes to embarassing yourself via singing. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/98 "2004-08-17T03:42:44Z")
Nothin’ to see here folks… just dropping by to have a post on each page… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/99 "2004-08-17T15:14:34Z")
> [@Lando Griffin](#): > > Nothin’ to see here folks… just dropping by to have a post on each page… Aack! My arch-nemesis, **Lando Griffin**! :dubious: So, we meet again… [:evil smiley:](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/esmilie.gif) ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-thread-killer-i-am-and-heres-proof/257304/100 "2004-08-17T15:16:14Z")
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