# Are you a Threadkiller? (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669 "2007-12-20T04:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/1 "2007-12-20T04:04:18Z")
Only a select few can hold the title of ThreadKiller ™ We do not have an undisputed champion. We do have several persons who have claimed the title. If you truly feel you are a threadkiller, PM me and I will give you the details of how to play. As the number of players is limited, you must respond quickly. Again, PM is the only way to enter. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/2 "2007-12-20T04:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Only a select few can hold the title of ThreadKiller ™ We do not have an undisputed champion. We do have several persons who have claimed the title. If you truly feel you are a threadkiller, PM me and I will give you the details of how to play. As the number of players is limited, you must respond quickly. Again, PM is the only way to enter. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] I nominate- DAMN OW THAT HURTS ! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/3 "2008-02-04T21:00:40Z")
Is it fair to assume that **Kuboydal** won? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/4 "2008-02-04T21:21:29Z")
It’s dead, Jim. Jim, this thread is dead. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/5 "2008-02-05T04:24:31Z")
Oh, no! No way are you going to get this started again. The game never started and there was no winner declared. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/6 "2008-03-26T16:41:13Z")
I won. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/7 "2008-03-26T16:53:10Z")
Nuh-uh - I did! ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/8 "2008-03-26T16:57:37Z")
I’m not very good at this game, am I? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/9 "2008-03-26T17:34:36Z")
[QUOTE=Santo Rugger] I’m not very good at this game, am I? ☹ [/QUOTE] Not really, but I’d be happy to sprinkle a little of my dust of deterioration on the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/10 "2008-03-26T17:41:51Z")
Not this month. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/11 "2008-03-26T17:52:41Z")
I have no interest in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/12 "2008-03-26T17:54:40Z")
Here we go again… ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/13 "2008-03-26T17:57:57Z")
Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/14 "2008-03-26T18:03:05Z")
I killed the last one, and I’ll kill this one too. I’m a serial thread killer. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/15 "2008-03-26T18:08:41Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] I killed the last one, and I’ll kill this one too. I’m a serial thread killer. [/QUOTE] Thank goodness. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/16 "2008-03-26T18:31:57Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Thank goodness. [/QUOTE] If I ever have to get a voice box, I want them to put in a harmonica instead. That way I’ll still be able to talk, but at the same time jam if I need to. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/17 "2008-03-26T18:33:09Z")
Okay. Your cham-peen is here. Thread dead. Go home now. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/18 "2008-03-26T18:36:41Z")
Pshaw. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/19 "2008-03-26T18:43:47Z")
14k etc ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/20 "2008-03-26T19:10:35Z")
You know what else? If I ever lose a leg I hope that they replace it with a golf club, because I’m not too good at hitting golf balls as it is, but I’m really good at kicking things. Plus it would spark when I ran down the street. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669.md?page=2)