# Are you a Threadkiller? (Game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 20, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669 "2007-12-20T04:04:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/21 "2008-03-26T19:16:22Z")

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Great - they moved the zombie thread. Now I have to kill it in the Games forum.

jebus!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/22 "2008-03-26T19:29:25Z")

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Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssss!

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/23 "2008-03-26T19:30:05Z")

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Despite what Judas Priest would lead you to believe, the ladies don’t really want a Turbo Lover.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/24 "2008-03-26T19:39:46Z")

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Would they prefer a guy that’s always breakin’ the law?  
Breakin’ the law! Breakin the law!

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/25 "2008-03-26T19:44:54Z")

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I want me some Wild Nights, Hot & Crazy Days myself.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/26 "2008-03-26T19:45:31Z")

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I killed Cap’n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Rice Krispies triplets - I’m a cereal killer

gdr

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/27 "2008-03-26T19:57:30Z")

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I once went coo coo for Cocoa Puffs with Sonny. I ended up in rehab for two months afterwards. That bird can party!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/28 "2008-03-26T20:05:00Z")

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I’m hungry again now.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/29 "2008-03-26T20:08:41Z")

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Then this other time, I killed Andre Breton, Max Morise, Marcel Noll, Pierre Naville, Roger Vitrac, Simone Breton, Gala Éluard, Max Ernst, Man Ray, Hans Arp, Georges Malkine, Michel Leiris, Georges Limbour, Antonin Artaud, Raymond Queneau, André Masson, Joan Miró, Marcel Duchamp, & Jacques Prévert; I was a surreal killer

gdrvvf

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/30 "2008-03-26T20:11:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
Hitler.  
[/QUOTE]

Only a Nazi would say that.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/31 "2008-03-26T20:11:17Z")

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Yes, but did you kill Francis Granger?

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/32 "2008-03-26T20:18:32Z")

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I’m starting a band called Night Granger.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/33 "2008-03-26T20:37:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
I’m starting a band called Night Granger.  
[/QUOTE]

Don’t make me go postal.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/34 "2008-03-26T20:38:00Z")

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Can I make you go Masters General then?

Yak Jizz.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/35 "2008-03-26T20:38:32Z")

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Oh…shush. Drink the rest of your yak jizz. Be good.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/36 "2008-03-26T20:42:49Z")

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Notice to everyone who signed my 8th grade yearbook.  
I just wanted to let everyone know that, guys, I didn’t manage to get laid in the summer of 1992. I tried, but all your good advice you wrote really just didn’t pan out.

And ladies, you’ll be happy know know that I managed to stay sweet, something I don’t know if I could have managed without all of your support. Actually, I don’t know how sweet I was to begin with, but it’s cool.

I had an awesome summer anyway.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/37 "2008-03-26T22:36:58Z")

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I’m still hungry.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/38 "2008-03-26T22:53:10Z")

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Moi aussi.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/39 "2008-03-26T23:30:11Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
Moi aussi.  
[/QUOTE]

Sorry..I’m not eating _that_. Not yours at least.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/40 "2008-03-26T23:32:30Z")

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Hey look it’s that guy!

That Irish guy.

The guy who started that thread.

The thread that was killed by that guy!

[/autobiography]

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