# Are you a Threadkiller? (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669 "2007-12-20T04:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/61 "2008-03-27T12:10:14Z")
Sure I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/62 "2008-03-27T12:22:38Z")
but are you absotively posolute? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/63 "2008-03-27T12:34:06Z")
I’m not just positive. I’m HIV positive. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/64 "2008-03-27T13:22:37Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I’m not just positive. I’m HIV positive. [/QUOTE] Human Intelligence Virus? Yah, sorry, we know. You didn’t get our card? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/65 "2008-03-27T13:32:18Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Human Intelligence Virus? Yah, sorry, we know. You didn’t get our card? [/QUOTE] No… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/66 "2008-03-27T13:33:17Z")
Morning everyone. Now we can offically call this thread killed. I strangled it with my bare hands. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/67 "2008-03-27T13:41:10Z")
It’s not dead yet! _('ere. it says it’s not dead yet.)_ It feels happy! It feels happy! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/68 "2008-03-27T13:41:51Z")
_clubs it over the head_ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/69 "2008-03-27T13:43:48Z")
Right. See you next Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/70 "2008-03-27T13:45:24Z")
Guess how many golf balls I have in my mouth right now. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/71 "2008-03-27T13:49:11Z")
all of them? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/72 "2008-03-27T13:51:46Z")
Damn. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/73 "2008-03-27T14:05:21Z")
S.A.G.T.A.G. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/74 "2008-03-27T14:08:21Z")
Sumptious Asian Girl, Texas Attorney General? ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/75 "2008-03-27T14:08:41Z")
Nope, I’m NOT the Threadkiller. (/drops lead pipe into a sink of bleach.) Nothing to see here, move along, move along. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/76 "2008-03-27T14:11:49Z")
What kind of man consorts in the night with a drugged up chimpanzee wearing a G-string? Only most of the posters in this thread will ever know. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/77 "2008-03-27T14:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Sumptious Asian Girl, Texas Attorney General? [/QUOTE] [DEL]Band name![/DEL] Put a “&” in there and it become “Porn name!” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/78 "2008-03-27T14:19:58Z")
I already have my pron name. Raunchy Pierre. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/79 "2008-03-27T14:54:08Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] It’s dead, Jim. Jim, this thread is dead. [/QUOTE] It doesn’t look dead and why do so many me tell me these things? I’m a programmer, not an obit writer. This thread will not die until a Mod closes it. That is how threads like this always die. So none of you can actually kill this thread. MUH HAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669/80 "2008-03-27T15:04:00Z")
we’ll just feed it some tetrodotoxin and watch it stumble around [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-a-threadkiller-game/430669.md?page=5)