# Are you all happy now? (handy has been banned) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227 "2003-11-25T18:49:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/121 "2003-11-26T19:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hajario \* > **He had a huge post count and the vast majority of those posts were useless. We just don’t need that here.** So, I’m next? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/122 "2003-11-26T19:05:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crusoe \* > \*\*Movement of Jah people? \*\* Jah come to break downpression… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/123 "2003-11-26T19:05:51Z")
Was he Jesus or something? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/124 "2003-11-26T19:11:51Z")
I’m pretty sure that Jesus would have answered the questions correctly. Either that or He might have said, “The answer’s in the Bible. Why don’t you go look it up?” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/125 "2003-11-26T19:13:33Z")
**World Eater** : No, that would be Moses. I believe **Desmo** ’s talking about **Libertarian** , who _will_ be missed. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/126 "2003-11-26T19:28:43Z")
Maybe handy had a T3 and kept 70 or 80 windows active at all times. Who’s got the next highest post count? If we can get rid of them, then maybe we can get this board running like hot-oiled sex. Anyway, faulty medical advice like the potassium nitrate head-slapper aside, I wish the guy well. Seems like the board was a large part of his life. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/127 "2003-11-26T19:37:25Z")
**Waverly** , that would be **Guin**. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/128 "2003-11-26T19:42:10Z")
I wouldn’t mess with **Guin**. She is a big fierce stomping dragon. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/129 "2003-11-26T19:51:45Z")
I must admit, considering the time and day this board is screaming. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/130 "2003-11-26T19:54:20Z")
I doubt **Handy** ’s absence has anything to do with it. He was only 15 or 20 posts a day. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/131 "2003-11-26T20:00:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*I wouldn’t mess with **Guin**. She is a big fierce stomping dragon. \*\* That’s not true! She’s a slight woman! I’ve met her! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/132 "2003-11-26T20:06:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*I doubt **Handy** ’s absence has anything to do with it. He was only 15 or 20 posts a day. \*\* Sure, easy theory for a 6k poster to embrace. Didn’t I see you and Guin advising someone that kegel exercises affect the earth’s magnetic field in GQ? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/133 "2003-11-26T20:11:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > **She’s a slight woman!** I’ve never met her, but she seems ALL woman to me. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/134 "2003-11-26T20:39:28Z")
What would it take for him to get his posting privledges back? Is there a minimum sentence? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/135 "2003-11-26T20:54:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \* > \*\*What would it take for him to get his posting privledges back? \*\* Modference. > [@](#): > > \*\* Is there a minimum sentence? \*\* “I am.” ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/136 "2003-11-26T21:06:59Z")
“\*If you’re happy and you know it, clap you **hand…** ” \* Oh crap. NEver mind. ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/137 "2003-11-26T21:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*“I am.” \*\* [No](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a980529c.html). ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/138 "2003-11-26T21:35:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*Sure, easy theory for a 6k poster to embrace. Didn’t I see you and Guin advising someone that kegel exercises affect the earth’s magnetic field in GQ? \*\* Nope that was just **Guin**. And maybe the _next_ highest poster after her too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/139 "2003-11-26T22:58:38Z")
Wouldn’t that be Libertarian? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-all-happy-now-handy-has-been-banned/215227/140 "2003-11-26T23:01:07Z")
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