# Are you blocking free ISP's now? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 11, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622 "2001-04-11T18:54:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/22 "2001-04-12T13:07:39Z")
Dammit **UncleBeer** - I have to do \*\*research \*\* now??? and the thread **you** linked, links to yet another, and and and… ya coulda saved me all this trouble by just saying he was a :wally (by the way, nice call - do ya get an extra mug for that?) ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/23 "2001-04-12T13:28:56Z")
> [@](#): > > And no, I don’t want you or your disgusting pit! Or your foulmouth language. I’m hoping that this Sam-canaba-propyl person is an aging woman who used to play distraught female roles in 1940s movies. If not, this is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in weeks. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/24 "2001-04-12T13:54:17Z")
> [@](#): > > UncleBeer was Snuggles Bunnywhump. I can categorically state that **UncleBeer** has not been whumping any **Bunnies**. At least not this one. Not that I’m aware of. Although, I have been having these rather…_strange_ dreams the past week. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/25 "2001-04-12T15:42:25Z")
Oh, look. It’s a…a… you know. Thing. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/26 "2001-04-12T15:50:17Z")
What ArdenRanger is referring to is something that used to be there and now it’s not. And it’s better that way. your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/27 "2001-04-12T16:07:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Starbury \* > \*\*Am I reverse-dyslexic, or is there some other way to spell desperado? \*\* No, I think I need sleep. Or rather, needed sleep. And still need sleep. However, s/he/it’s still a fuckwit. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/28 "2001-04-12T16:19:11Z")
Damn, **Tuba** , you’re _fast_! But now I have to ask because I don’t want to accidently fuck up: I shoulda just ignored it, shouldn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/29 "2001-04-12T16:54:43Z")
**TubaDiva** , Once again I must express my admiration! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/30 "2001-04-12T17:24:18Z")
Thanks for the kudos, I’m blushing here. And don’t worry about it, Arden. Ain’t no big. Let’s just not get into this habit, okay? your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/31 "2001-04-12T17:34:46Z")
Yes, Mistress Tuba. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/32 "2001-04-12T19:39:19Z")
Damn **UncleBeer** , I can’t say I hardly blame the tyke. I mean, with language like “calumny”, “denigrating”, “libeled”, “acronyms”, “preposterous”, and “lick”, I can see how someone could become so aggitated. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/33 "2001-04-12T20:07:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Snicker. \*\* Ayesha [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Snort. 😃 \*\* Sorry but I wanted to see myself between an UncleBeer snicker and a Coldfire snort. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_the\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/db5fbb/32.png) [@Sam\_the\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_the_1)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/34 "2001-04-12T20:41:33Z")
Are you saying Coldfire snorts cocaine? That’s hardly justified, or do you know something we don’t? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/35 "2001-04-12T20:59:31Z")
Sam the 1, you are astounding me with your brilliant deductions. Were you head of the class in Shitty Logic? Fuckdrop. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/36 "2001-04-12T21:17:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Fuckdrop. \*\* This is my Official New Favorite Word. Sam, there are those who go to school to gain wit and only get halfway. Sam, I don’t think you’re quite there yet. And what’s worse is I think the situation might be terminal. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/37 "2001-04-12T21:19:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > Fuckdrop. mmm…fuckdrops…the green spice ones are my favorite… what? Oh FUCKdrop carry on. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/38 "2001-04-12T21:35:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*Fuckdrop. \*\* Boy, you just don’t hear anyone singing about those falling on their head, now do ya? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/39 "2001-04-12T21:45:25Z")
You don’t? Man, I gotta start going to a better class of bar. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/40 "2001-04-12T22:11:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sam the 1 \* > \*\*Are you saying Coldfire snorts cocaine? > That’s hardly justified, or do you know something we don’t? \*\* No, I’m saying I want UncleBeer to eat a snickers bar off my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and Coldy to snort kool-ade (unmixed) from between my \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ . You got a problem with that ? :rolleyes: (Unc and Coldy may fill in the blanks as they wish) ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622/41 "2001-04-12T23:26:49Z")
I am going to spend the evening with my Betty Crocker Cookies and Candies Cookbook (Vol. 2), some back issues of Hustler, and a swingin’ 70’s Ron-Jeremy-ish soundtrack. I will be in the kitchen trying to work out the recipe for Fuckdrops. If I succeed, I will let you know - although I am afraid some overly interesting cookie cutters will be needed. I am also going to start referring to my SO as “my little Fuckdrop”. Thanks, **Nocturne**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-blocking-free-isps-now/61622.md?page=3)