# Are You Evil?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275 "2000-11-22T13:16:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/41 "2000-11-23T11:11:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tatertot \*  
> \*\*But are you eeeevvvvviiillll, **bethie**?
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Do you mean eeeeeeeviiiilll like it was the fruuuuuuiitttttssss of the devvvvvvvvvviiiiiilllll?

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/42 "2000-11-23T11:15:27Z")

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Yes, I suppose I do…but only in a good way. Not the genocide way. 🙂

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/43 "2000-11-23T11:23:46Z")

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Then the answer is yes!

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/44 "2000-11-23T12:34:20Z")

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You ask if I am evil ?

I just had my hand up a turkey’s ass ! You tell me how evil that is .

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/45 "2000-11-23T13:50:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rasa \*  
> \*\*Hmm. Well I’ve been told on more than one occasion “You’re _eeeeeeevil_”. However, given the tone of voice it was said in, I’m thinking that it was meant as a Good Thing. Is that bad? 😉 \*\*

No Rasa, it’s a very good thing…  
Me? I’m definetely evil. How do I know? all my friends tell me so.  
But, I’m evil in the lucifer/Anton LeVay kinda ultra-hedonist, make you do things you really want to but know you shouldn’t kinda way. I’m fine with it. In fact, I wouldn’t want to be any other way.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/46 "2000-11-23T15:38:20Z")

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Either would I, scratchie. Either would I. Thanks to you I’m flying across the country in less than a week–that MUST be your evil powers at work! 😃

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/47 "2000-11-23T15:53:58Z")

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Who me, evil??? Nahhh, I just have an occasional mischievous streak ;). Like when I mention…that there are two posters here who can’t seem to keep their virtual (soon to be real) hands off of each other…and that we would like to hear all the details…right fellas.  
Keith

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/48 "2000-11-23T17:20:13Z")

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That _is_ evil, Odie! I’m not the kind of girl who’s going to kiss and tell! oldscratch might be though. 😉

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**Author:** ![jovius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@jovius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovius)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/49 "2000-11-24T00:01:19Z")

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Well, one can be evil and still be nice and jovial… (not me of course!, I’m a good guy, or try to be)…

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**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/50 "2000-11-24T00:42:25Z")

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_sniff_

Nobody in real life has ever called me evil.  
I’m always really nice, but it seems like it’s the rage to be evil, and everybody likes bitches. Can you teach me, Tatertot?

Then again, some of my posts here were unkind, but not ever enough to be evil. I guess that’s a start.

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/51 "2000-11-24T01:19:17Z")

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> I’m always really nice, but it seems like it’s the rage to be evil, and everybody likes bitches. Can you teach me, Tatertot?

Would that I could, young Turpentine, but it’s something I can’t explain myself. Who knows why I do these things or where the idea comes from. The only thing I can say is that having a complete lack of shame helps, and that insomnia produces some of my best evil ideas.

Oh, and use midis whenever possible. 😉

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/52 "2000-11-24T09:46:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*  
> \*\*. Like when I mention…that there are two posters here who can’t seem to keep their virtual (soon to be real) hands off of each other…and that we would like to hear all the details…right fellas.  
> Keith \*\*

Yeah… That Silver Fire and Silo thing is really heating up. Personally, I don’t want any of the details though…

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/53 "2000-11-24T10:13:08Z")

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Me Evil, bwahahaha!! :evil grin:

Naw, not really,

just a bit sly and mischievous - that’s all. 😃

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/54 "2000-11-25T01:24:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by oldscratch \*  
> \*\*  
> But, I’m evil in the lucifer/Anton LeVay kinda ultra-hedonist, make you do things you really want to but know you shouldn’t kinda way. I’m fine with it. In fact, I wouldn’t want to be any other way. \*\*

I can vouch for that. Like the devil, he’ll try to tempt and convince you to do things you want to, but really shouldn’t. But, i have resisted his efforts successfully to convince me to go against my better judgement 😃 (so, it _is_ possible. He’s just ultra annoying about his persuasion, in a cute, amusing kind of way).

_waiting for oldie to deny ever being at Sue Duhnym’s B-day party…_

I guess i’m evil. I dont know, here’s what I cna do, All dopers who go into chat and are regs, tell me, am I evil? If the majority responds yes, then I guess I am. I’d say i’m more of an asshole, but i generally dont exercise those powers…

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**Author:** ![\_hijack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/c0e974/32.png) [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-evil/42275/55 "2000-11-25T01:38:22Z")

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I’m sweet as toast and just as warm.  
Make that warm as two toasts-

Here’s looking at you kid!  
Here’s to making a second toast!

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