# Are you fucking kidding us, Mike Pence? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 24, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225 "2018-08-24T21:46:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/1 "2018-08-24T21:46:54Z")
[Go fuck yourself, fucker.](https://apnews.com/9066d90c624e4e448d46b3cffbca688b/Pence:-Dems-resorting-to-'obstruct-and-oppose'-on-judges) > [@](#): > > Vice President Mike Pence said Friday that Democrats have turned the Senate’s traditional role of providing advice and consent into “obstruct and oppose” when it comes to President Donald Trump’s judicial nominees. > > Speaking to the Republican National Lawyers Association, Pence said Democrats are “pulling out all the stops” to defeat Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court. > > “The truth is, if we lived in a more respectful time, Judge Kavanaugh would be overwhelmingly confirmed,” Pence said > [@](#): > > “They’re demanding a ridiculous number of documents from Judge Kavanaugh’s past,” Pence said. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. And fuck your fucking GOP cohorts, too. Fuck you all. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/2 "2018-08-24T23:14:59Z")
Really. Fuck that pious asswipe Trumplicking motherfucker. And what kind of motherfucker actually calls the woman that they are presumably fucking “mother”, anyway? He needs to get his damaged evangelical ass into therapy so he doesn’t have to imagine his Mommy in order to get it up. It’s scary that this motherfucking motherfucker is one cholesterol clogged heartbeat away from the Presidency. Fuck that motherfucker. ETA: It still hasn’t gotten old yet. Thanks TubaDiva! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/3 "2018-08-24T23:20:04Z")
Look, OP, it says it’s goose sauce. That means it’s not gander fucking sauce, is it ? Point is : it’s goose sauce. For geese exclusively. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/4 "2018-08-24T23:56:55Z")
Now that is funny. ---
**Author:** ![senoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@senoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/senoy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/5 "2018-08-25T00:36:02Z")
He’s not wrong. That day is long past though. The court isn’t even pretending to be neutral these days. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/6 "2018-08-25T01:00:48Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > And what kind of motherfucker actually calls the woman that they are presumably fucking “mother”, anyway? A [Norman Bates](https://youtu.be/Nv88ASiLmgk)-wannabe. As for the accusations of obstructionism on Supreme Court nominations, I have two words: Merrick Garland. No GOP senator in office in 2016 has any business whining about how their party’s preferred candidate isn’t getting a free pass, and while Pence wasn’t a senator he can shut his sanctimonious pie-hole on the topic, too, given his unwavering support for every Trump lie he has defended and his appeal to “a more respectful time” coming from the chief asswipe of intolerance and bigotry. Fuck that guy with a flaming tiki torch. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/7 "2018-08-25T01:15:47Z")
We’ve always been at war with Eastasia. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/8 "2018-08-25T03:02:32Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > Fuck that guy with a flaming tiki torch. Fuck that guy with a cactus, sideways. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/9 "2018-08-25T16:26:04Z")
Fuck that guy with a tungsten carbide drill. (Now that’s a full working day, lad!) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/10 "2018-08-25T16:30:07Z")
Mike Pence’s place in the history of American politics: the sole nagging reason that any sane and moral person would hesitate to impeach Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/11 "2018-08-25T19:02:01Z")
“advice and consent”? Is that like when someone says “ohh… a bit higher up… ooOOOhhh… oooOOOOh yeah!!!”? ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/12 "2018-08-25T19:04:51Z")
Heard a word the other day that perfectly describes Pence (and, unfortunately, so many others) “Hypochristian”. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/13 "2018-08-25T19:26:54Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Go fuck yourself, fucker.](https://apnews.com/9066d90c624e4e448d46b3cffbca688b/Pence:-Dems-resorting-to-'obstruct-and-oppose'-on-judges)Fuck you. > > Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. > > And fuck your fucking GOP cohorts, too. Fuck you all. Let me add, Mike Pence, fuck you, you lying two faced hypocritical dominionist Pharisaic bull crap spewing gobshite. Fuck you in the mouth, fuck you in the ass, fuck you in the top of the neck stump where your head hopefully gets torn off. Fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/14 "2018-08-25T19:27:54Z")
> [@senoy](#): > > He’s not wrong. That day is long past though. The court isn’t even pretending to be neutral these days. He’s wrong. Fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/15 "2018-08-25T20:14:22Z")
I recently realized that Pence looks like the Muppet Sam the Eagle. My grandparents called each other “mother” and “daddy” and I found it sweet. My grandpa adored and respected grandma, but was also trusted to socialize normally with other women sans a sexual guardian. Pence the Eagle doing it creeps me the fuck out. He seems the type of I Love Jesus prick who has secret, gross sexual proclivities (in addition to licking Trump’s sweaty balls). ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/16 "2018-08-25T23:23:32Z")
> [@Jennshark](#): > > I recently realized that Pence looks like the Muppet Sam the Eagle… Actually, Mel Kiper looks like Sam the Eagle: [Totally Looks Like](https://cheezburger.com/4487535104) Also, screw Pence. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/17 "2018-08-25T23:30:13Z")
> [@Jennshark](#): > > I recently realized that Pence looks like the Muppet Sam the Eagle. > [@RitterSport](#): > > Actually, Mel Kiper looks like Sam the Eagle: [Totally Looks Like](https://cheezburger.com/4487535104) > > Also, screw Pence. More like [Race Bannon.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/376/Pence-Bannon.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/18 "2018-08-26T05:48:08Z")
Yeah Pence. What happened when he said this? Grand applause, chants of, “lock her up”? Fuck the Republican National Lawyers Association for buying this hypocritical nonsense. Are there no principled members? Is this organization just a small perverted subset of Republican lawyers? Who among them spoke out, highlighted the inanity of Pence’s drivel? Sorry, I wigged out expecting some self-reflection among the intellectual wing of the alt-white movement. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/19 "2018-08-26T11:04:47Z")
How can y’all be surprised? During the raging health care debate drama, he proclaimed America didn’t need more healthcare it needed more Jesus. And if more people went to church they’d get the healing they need. How can much surprise you after that? ---
**Author:** ![mind\_the\_gap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@mind\_the\_gap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mind_the_gap)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225/20 "2018-08-26T14:40:09Z")
I don’t think anyone has mentioned the horse Pence rode in on. Well fuck that horse too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-fucking-kidding-us-mike-pence/820225.md?page=2)