# Are You Gay? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629 "2007-03-19T21:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/1 "2007-03-19T21:29:55Z")
Take the Quiz. Find Out Free! [20QuestionsQuizzes.com/gay](http://20QuestionsQuizzes.com/gay) Wtf? Anyone else been seeing this ad everywhere? I always wondered if I was gay but never knew how to find out for sure. Now the answer is right at my fingertips! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/2 "2007-03-19T21:35:41Z")
Near as I can tell, it’s not even a link to real quizzes. It’s one of them dumb search engine-type thingies that only brings up sponsored links. So that means I still don’t know if I’m gay or not. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/3 "2007-03-19T21:38:41Z")
Am I Gay? No. There. I didn’t need their ‘questionnaire’. (Are there people who don’t know?) ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/4 "2007-03-19T21:39:20Z")
I’d be afraid to take that test. What if it turns out I’m not gay…my boyfriend wouldn’t be happy. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/5 "2007-03-19T21:40:45Z")
Not gay. Not in the slightest. Pretty and witty, though. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/6 "2007-03-19T21:42:09Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] Not gay. Not in the slightest. [/QUOTE] But how do you know? Did you take the test? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/7 "2007-03-19T21:44:29Z")
Yeah, you really can’t know without taking the test. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/8 "2007-03-19T21:47:07Z")
[QUOTE=Rigamarole] Yeah, you really can’t know without taking the test. [/QUOTE] So – where is the test? Perhaps I’ve been living a lie all these years of straightness, and I’m secretly gay. (Though if I am, I’m going to have a really unhappy wife). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/9 "2007-03-19T21:50:29Z")
I’ve stuck things up my butt before, but I’m definitely not gay. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/10 "2007-03-19T21:50:52Z")
[QUOTE=Cisco] But how do you know? Did you take the test? [/QUOTE] I have no penis. But I like penises and I insist that my partner have one. I figure that’s enough of a test. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/11 "2007-03-19T21:55:36Z")
[QUOTE=Cisco] But how do you know? Did you take the test? [/QUOTE] But there is no test! None of us can be sure! ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/12 "2007-03-19T21:58:57Z")
Until we find the real test, here’s a simple one that rarely fails: Homosaywhat? ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/13 "2007-03-19T22:02:05Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’ve stuck things up my butt before, but I’m definitely not gay. [/QUOTE] Only if you didn’t smile or called “no-homo” before doing it dude. Otherwise you’re out of luck, sorry 😛 Me on the other hand, I’m a huge fan of boobs and vaginas; a requirement for people I hook up with, in fact. Thus I can reasonably conclude I’m not gay. But taking that test sure is tempting… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/14 "2007-03-19T22:02:14Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] Homosaywhat? [/QUOTE] Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/15 "2007-03-19T22:06:48Z")
Somebody get me a test! I need to know for sure! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/16 "2007-03-19T22:23:38Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’ve stuck things up my butt before,\ [/QUOTE] You know, you don’t have to tell us _every_thing. 😃 I’m not gay; in fact, sometimes I’m downright surly. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/17 "2007-03-19T22:39:45Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] I have no penis. But I like penises and I insist that my partner have one. I figure that’s enough of a test. [/QUOTE] Wait…WHAT? **Antigen** ’s a chick? Did I know that once and forget, or have I been totally oblivious for the last three years? My femmedar totally needs recalibrating. First \*\*Kalhoun \*\*and now this… oh, and I’m only mostly straight. ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/18 "2007-03-19T22:43:43Z")
> [@HappyLenderVedder](#): > > > [@mbossa](#): > > > > Homosaywhat > > Huh? close enough, we’ll call you bi. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/19 "2007-03-19T22:48:25Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Wait…WHAT? **Antigen** ’s a chick? Did I know that once and forget, or have I been totally oblivious for the last three years? [/QUOTE] Well, if you’d like to continue to think I’m male, feel free to just imagine that I’ve lost my penis in an unfortunate smelting accident. But you’re going to find it weird when I post a TMI thread about bad period cramps. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/20 "2007-03-19T23:09:33Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Wait…WHAT? [/QUOTE] _ding ding ding_ We have a winner! Ladies and gentlemen, **WhyNot** has just proven, beyond all doubt, that she is a great big flaming gay homo fag! Congratulations! Your ID card and copy of the Agenda will be issued shortly. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629.md?page=2)