# Are You Gay? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629 "2007-03-19T21:29:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/21 "2007-03-19T23:13:12Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] _ding ding ding_ We have a winner! Ladies and gentlemen, **WhyNot** has just proven, beyond all doubt, that she is a great big flaming gay homo fag! Congratulations! Your ID card and copy of the Agenda will be issued shortly. [/QUOTE] D’oh! :smack: Hey, wait a minute…does this mean I get the toaster? Or does that go to **Mbossa**? Can I get a countertop convection oven instead? I’d totally munch rug for a countertop convection oven. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/22 "2007-03-19T23:15:13Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Somebody get me a test! I need to know for sure! [/QUOTE] You could try [this one.](http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050824.html) Probably doesn’t work if you’re not a Batman fan, though. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/23 "2007-03-19T23:15:52Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] _ding ding ding_ We have a winner! Ladies and gentlemen, **WhyNot** has just proven, beyond all doubt, that she is a great big flaming gay homo fag! Congratulations! Your ID card and copy of the Agenda will be issued shortly. [/QUOTE] I’ve proved it repeatedly, for many years now and I don’t have the Agenda ™ yet. And she gets one already? That is so totally not fair. I’m really going to have to put my current season Prada shoe down and DEMAND my copy at once! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/24 "2007-03-19T23:17:25Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] I’ve proved it repeatedly, for many years now and I don’t have the Agenda ™ yet. And she gets one already? That is so totally not fair. I’m really going to have to put my current season Prada shoe down and DEMAND my copy at once! [/QUOTE] So, your agenda is that you’re trying to get an agenda? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/25 "2007-03-19T23:19:14Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] So, your agenda is that you’re trying to get an agenda? [/QUOTE] Sort of. I just don’t want to be left out of all the fun that certainly appears on the Agenda. I mean, people talk about the gay agenda all the time, so I figured it has to be good. Plus I got to make a vague reference to Legally Blonde. (if that doesn’t prove I’m gay, nothing does) ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/26 "2007-03-20T00:29:34Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Somebody get me a test! I need to know for sure! [/QUOTE] You, sir, are Happy and Gay. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/27 "2007-03-20T01:01:54Z")
[QUOTE=enigm4tic] Only if you didn’t smile or called “no-homo” before doing it dude. Otherwise you’re out of luck, sorry 😛 [/QUOTE] Eh, what can I say? Me and my prostate gland are good friends. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/28 "2007-03-20T01:11:27Z")
I had a cousin who was gay and I hugged him once when his father died. Another time, a gay guy I knew asked if I might ever, under some unforeseeable circumstance, consider being intimate with him and I said, “Maybe.” Am I gay? ---
**Author:** ![frog\_princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6bbea6/32.png) [@frog\_princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frog_princess)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/29 "2007-03-20T01:15:06Z")
I always thought I was straight, but today a coworker emailed me this test: [http://www.seethru.co.uk/games/quiz/lesbian.htm](http://www.seethru.co.uk/games/quiz/lesbian.htm) According to this, I’m a greedy bisexual, or I’m bi-curious. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/30 "2007-03-20T01:16:59Z")
Not for you. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/31 "2007-03-20T01:20:51Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] Not for you. [/QUOTE] Please? ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/32 "2007-03-20T01:26:17Z")
[Margaret Cho] I KNOW that you are gay! You need to come out of the closet and say “I’m here, I’m queer and” …I forget what else but _you_ know because you are gay![/Margaret Cho] ---
**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/33 "2007-03-20T01:37:32Z")
You mean, like, do I fall in love with the men I sleep with? ---
**Author:** ![brendon\_small](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brendon_small/32/17101_2.png) [@brendon\_small](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brendon_small)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/34 "2007-03-20T02:15:00Z")
Even worse is there is an ad on here now that says “Cover Hillary’s Face - Advertiser your place and cover Hillary’s face!” They make so much sense! Wonderful Google. Also, I don’t think I’m gay. I did just get married. I must let this test be taken by myself soon… Brendon ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/35 "2007-03-20T02:15:01Z")
If you take the quiz, you already know. 😃 Where’s my toaster dammit? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/36 "2007-03-20T02:52:23Z")
Yes, although online “gay tests” don’t always pick up on it. If the test were: 1. Are you a man? 2. Have you ever taken it up the butt? then I would be gay every time I took the test. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/37 "2007-03-20T03:36:43Z")
Okcupid has a really easy gay test. If you’re honest, it’s 100% accurate. [Take the test.](http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9646436243463212827) ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/38 "2007-03-20T07:23:54Z")
You want the test? Here: “Clang, clang, clang, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” (If you can finish the sentence correctly, chances are good you bat for my team.) ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/39 "2007-03-20T07:30:59Z")
God, the suspense is killing me! Am I gay or not?!? I HAVE to know! Somebody get that test up and running, STAT! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629/40 "2007-03-20T07:38:49Z")
[QUOTE=DMark] You want the test? Here: “Clang, clang, clang, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.” (If you can finish the sentence correctly, chances are good you bat for my team.) [/QUOTE] What is “Goes the trolley. Ring ring ring goes the bell” Wait, I play for… Noooooooooooooooo!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gay/396629.md?page=3)