# Are you gellin' **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961 "2003-07-08T09:23:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Major\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Major\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Kong)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/1 "2003-07-08T09:23:51Z")
I am so gellin’ I might go to Troy to pick up Helen. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/2 "2003-07-08T09:32:03Z")
I could be gellin’ But I’m not tellin’ I am so gellin’ Jerry Seinfeld has remarked “Why is it that his is so gellin?” ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/3 "2003-07-08T10:20:54Z")
AARGHH!!! **d\_redguy** and I have been saying for a while now that those “gellin” idiots are second against the wall when the revolution comes. (Right after Carrot Top.) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/4 "2003-07-08T10:51:38Z")
I am not, and never will “gell.” ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/5 "2003-07-08T13:13:42Z")
I tried those Dr. Scholl’s gel inserts once. Pure and utter crap. Absolutely not worth the $10 or so they wanted for them. I will never “gel” again. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/6 "2003-07-08T13:31:50Z")
What exactly should I be gellin’? There are no hairs on my melon. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/7 "2003-07-08T13:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*I tried those Dr. Scholl’s gel inserts once. Pure and utter crap. Absolutely not worth the $10 or so they wanted for them. I will never “gel” again. \*\* I thought it was for hair we were supposed to be gellin’ My bad, can’t keep track of what they’re sellin’ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/8 "2003-07-08T14:53:24Z")
I’m so gellin’, I’m havin’ trubble spellin’. Which is more sad- that those nimrods have nothing better to discuss at a party except their dime-store inserts, or that there’s some clown who wants to be like them, yet cannot? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/9 "2003-07-08T15:15:24Z")
There are no words to describe how much I would like to disembowel the invertebrate, llama-screwing, rat colon-infesting bastards who have foisted this painfully moronic exercise in rhyming brainfucking upon the general public with (I can’t decide) a rusty melon baller or some enraged, rabid, criminally insane Africanized bees. My lawyers advise me that doing so would be a gellin’ felony, or assault with a gellin’ deadly weapon. Carrot Top and Jared from Subway are next. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/10 "2003-07-08T15:21:47Z")
Gellin’? I’m gellin’ like Ian McClellan. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/11 "2003-07-08T15:26:21Z")
:smack: McKellen. ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/12 "2003-07-08T16:40:26Z")
I’m gellin’, I’m gellin’ I wanna gell it with you aaallll riiiight I hope you like gelllin’ too ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/13 "2003-07-08T17:16:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hyperjes \* > **d\_redguy and I have been saying for a while now that those “gellin” idiots are second against the wall when the revolution comes.** Not if I don’t get to 'em first, Bucky. Those commercials are what _Friends_ is in hell. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/14 "2003-07-08T17:38:27Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m gellin’ like Ian McClellan. Gellin’ like General George McClellan. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/15 "2003-07-08T17:43:56Z")
Kobe Bryant could be a felon. Until he goes to trial, there’s no way of tellin’. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/16 "2003-07-08T19:05:25Z")
I’m like Mount st. Helen I’m sooo gellin’ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/17 "2003-07-08T19:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > … and Jared from Subway are next. Now hold on! I agree the commercials are annoying, but I cannot possibly ever get mad at someone who has the strength of will to lose so much weight and _keep it off_. If you wanna get Jared, you’re gonna have to go through … um … this fellow named Rincewind first!!! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/18 "2003-07-08T19:07:35Z")
I just ran a report of some alumni names here. At the top of the list: Mr. Jellig. At the bottom: Mr. Yellen. “Quit Yellen, I’m Jellig!” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/19 "2003-07-08T19:50:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hyperjes \* > \*\ ***d\_redguy** and I have been saying for a while now that those “gellin” idiots are second against the wall when the revolution comes. (Right after Carrot Top.) \*\* But Ellen is so hot! She may be gellin’ But I’m tellin’ You that a book best sellin’ Featuring her ass ‘tis compellin’ She & I in a unit single-dwellin’ Together. She’d be dispellin’ My chastity; fortellin’ My appetibility; no rebellin’ From my amenity. ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961/20 "2003-07-08T19:55:40Z")
> [@](#): > > AARGHH!!! Man! Stop your yellin’. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-gellin/186961.md?page=2)