# Are you glad you're a Doper?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 21, 2024, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552 "2024-09-21T10:07:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/1 "2024-09-21T10:07:41Z")

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Just noticed that I have a birthday cake. Yep, looks like I’ve been here 24 years today.

In that time, I’ve been contradicted, argued with, agreed with, corrected. I’ve posted silly song lyrics in accordance with events of the day. I’ve played along in many Thread Games, posted my thoughts in IMHO, posted random stuff in MPSIMS, lambasted folks in the BBQ Pit, and even answered a few questions factually in FQ.

I think that should make me a Doper, but I’ll let you be the judges of that. On this, my 24th year of registration, am I a Doper? And are you glad that you’re one too?

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### Author: ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/2 "2024-09-21T10:33:59Z")

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Yup. I learn a lot here. Lots of very smart people here.

And there is the occasional LOL moment.

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### Author: ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/3 "2024-09-21T10:36:40Z")

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Happy Doper Birthday! Doesn’t 24 years mean you’ve been here pretty much since The Beginning? Maybe one year less than the venerable “99ers”? If the Dope were the universe, you’ve been here since the universe was just an opaque plasma! 😉 If you don’t qualify as a True Doper, no one does!

I, OTOH, have only been here a little over ten years (will be 11 years in January). I probably spend more time in this amazing place than is good for me, but dammit, the virtual social and intellectual interactions here are addicting!

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### Author: ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/4 "2024-09-21T10:41:17Z")

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[I’m a Doper. You’re a Doper. We are Dopers. This is Doping.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9BW2SraYeo)

(Links to a 1985 video by the avant-garde artist Bruce Nauman)

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### Author: ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/5 "2024-09-21T10:44:41Z")

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Yep. I’m at 18 years.  
It’s the only forum I’ve found with these 3 properties:

1. Not taken over by loonie politics
2. Broad in topic scope
3. Active – lots of people posting

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### Author: ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/6 "2024-09-21T10:50:50Z")

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> It’s the only forum I’ve found with these 3 properties:
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> 1. Not taken over by loonie politics
> 2. Broad in topic scope
> 3. Active – lots of people posting

And:

1. Generally a higher level of intelligence than most of the internet

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### Author: ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/7 "2024-09-21T11:01:23Z")

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Email sent to your local horse racing track: **Spoons** proudly calls himself a Doper.

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### Author: ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/8 "2024-09-21T11:08:55Z")

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I’d say my “gladness” varies somewhat over time. Yeah, it is a “community” that gives me pleasure, and I spend way too much time here. You guys are one of my best sources of news - and I love the opportunity to toss ideas/questions up in a semi-anonymous manner and get varying opinions/responses.

Lately, I’m less than enthused by what I perceive as the trend in monitoring re: hijacking and splitting threads, but that’s a pretty minor thing. Just minimally lessens my enthusiasm. And, I don’t know if it is selective memory, but it seems like a smaller number of posters is responsible for a greater percentage of posts. But that likely was always the case. And not sure why GD has become so moribund.

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### Author: ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/9 "2024-09-21T11:26:36Z")

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I don’t know if I qualify as a Doper, but I joined in 2007 and I certainly enjoy the variety of people and opinions here.

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### Author: ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/10 "2024-09-21T13:00:18Z")

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I think the real question is, are you one of the hippest people on the planet, or a total dipstick?

(Me? Definitely a dipstick. 😛)

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### Author: ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/11 "2024-09-21T13:46:35Z")

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I’m a Doper, you’re a Doper, wouldn’t you like to be a Doper too?

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### Author: ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/12 "2024-09-21T14:41:30Z")

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Just checked and see that I passed 24 years back in June. I met my girlfriend of 20+ years via a Dopefest, so yes, I guess I’m a Doper.

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### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/13 "2024-09-21T14:56:00Z")

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Over a quarter century of being one of the hippest dipsticks on Earth.

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### Author: ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/14 "2024-09-21T14:56:59Z")

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Happy birthday Czar!

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/15 "2024-09-21T14:57:46Z")

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Happy birthday, **Czarcasm**!

With all the meds I’m taking lately, I’m more Doped-up than Dop-er, but I’m happy either way.

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### Author: ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/16 "2024-09-21T15:05:27Z")

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I first got hooked here by a single thread a couple decades ago.

The basic question was “Was mathematics invented, or discovered” An interesting topic. I saw a LOT of very intelligent replies and debates. I was hooked.

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/17 "2024-09-21T15:10:19Z")

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Damn, it feels good to be a Doper  
A real Doper-ass poster plays his cards right  
A real Doper-ass poster never runs his fucking mouth  
'Cause real Doper-ass posters don’t start fights  
Real Doper-ass posters don’t flex nuts  
'Cause real Doper-ass posters know they got 'em  
Now, everything is cool in the mind of a Doper  
Cause Doper-ass posters think deep

With apologies to Geto Boys.

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### Author: ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/18 "2024-09-21T15:10:33Z")

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Been posting to the SDMB since 1997. I think it’s been good for me, if not necessarily pleasant, to have the experience of people taking time to listen and consider what I was saying and then telling me I’m full of shit. Before SDMB I was mostly inclined to think that if I had the opportunity to actually communicate, everyone would realize with amazement how totally right I was about damn near everything.

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### Author: ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/19 "2024-09-21T15:21:02Z")

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If you ever notice I haven’t posted in awhile, it’s because I’m unable to, due to illness or death.

I will soon celebrate 14 years as a proud doper.

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### Author: ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-glad-youre-a-doper/1007552/20 "2024-09-21T15:35:15Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Just noticed that I have a birthday cake.

You have an anniversary cake.

**Czarcasm** and I have birthday cakes. 😁

But my 20-year Doperversary was in July, and yes: I’m glad I’m a Doper. This place may not be what it once was, but there’s still nowhere else like it. If I weren’t still glad, I wouldn’t keep hanging out here.

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