# Are you Going To Hell? Why? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 1, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885 "2002-11-01T19:41:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/61 "2002-11-07T00:39:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EchoKitty \* > \*\*C’mon H4E, give us a hilarious hell joke! > > (By the way, I’ve donned my asbestos thong and I’m leading the parade!) \*\* Fraid I can’t think of any hell jokes.:smack: A woman I work with who’s pastor of a church since her dad passed away has a t-shirt with a picture of a barbeque grill and a spatula flipping people. It says "no parties in hell, just one big bar-b-q. That’s the closest I can come, but don’t think it’s meant as a joke…asbestos thong? Can’t stand the though of wearing one of those things! Yuk! ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/62 "2002-11-07T07:06:14Z")
OK, everybody, remember: When H4E arrives, everybody act surprised! Then break out the marshmallows we saved for her 😛 [sub]There’ll be a hot time in the old town, nooonighht…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/63 "2002-11-07T08:48:18Z")
Why am I going to hell? Oh a number of reasons. I am born and raised Catholic turned Pagan, have a tattoo, love sex, feel envy, I ‘pollute my body’ on a weekly basis etc etc etc… But I pretty much think we just rejoin the consciousness of the universe when we die so that won’t be so bad. ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/64 "2002-11-07T13:49:59Z")
H4E said, “…asbestos thong? Can’t stand the though of wearing one of those things! Yuk!” Do yourself and your husband a favor – buy one! You’ll feel positively wicked! (in a good way, of course) ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/65 "2002-11-07T15:31:16Z")
I don’t know. Between the exposed bits burning and the non-exposed bits chafing, it sounds pretty hellacious to me! :eek: CJ ---
**Author:** ![lynn73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@lynn73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynn73)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/66 "2002-11-07T15:45:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by happyheathen \* > \*\*OK, everybody, remember: > > When H4E arrives, everybody act surprised! > > Then break out the marshmallows we saved for her 😛 > > [sub]There’ll be a hot time in the old town, nooonighht…[/sub] \*\* Veeeerrrryy Fuuunnnnyyy! I could say something else but as this is a joking thead I’m not gonna. :eek: Bbbyyeeeeeee now. ---
**Author:** ![agentfroot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/67 "2002-11-07T18:37:51Z")
asbestos thong… _shivers_ OUCH! **His4ever** , I definitely agree with you on that - yuk! A thong is scary enough, but an asbestos one… gosh. Britney Spears should get one. She’d be really HOT in it (har har _thwack_ ow!). ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885/68 "2002-11-07T19:54:38Z")
Why? Do you want the top ten or the whole list, that could take a while? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-going-to-hell-why/134885.md?page=3)