# Are you happy with your username?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 15, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588 "2007-11-15T21:05:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/161 "2007-11-22T00:05:21Z")

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I hate my name. I wanted something real generic that said nothing about me. But now I hate it because it’s too generic and says nothing about me.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/162 "2007-11-22T01:58:35Z")

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By any chance, did you try another username first?

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**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/163 "2007-11-22T03:28:12Z")

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Yeah, I hated it too. That’s why Plan B seemed appropriate.

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/164 "2007-11-22T15:47:25Z")

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It’s fun when I can adopt a Bullwinkle persona for a post, but I sometimes wonder if some folks have a bit of trouble taking me seriously in a serious thread.

I settled on this particular form of the Sacred Name because I figured (correctly) that there was already a **Bullwinkle** here. I think I sensed at the time that the initials **BJ** would occasionally lead to salicious comment, and it has. Oh, well. Just gives me a chance to crack jokes like “Generous Canadian beer drinkers enjoy giving Moosehead”.  
A couple of weeks back there was a thread in GQ started by **DefyingGravity**. During the discussion her husband joined in, registering under the name **ImGravity**. Wonderful!

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/165 "2007-11-22T15:53:02Z")

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It’s fun when I can adopt a Bullwinkle persona for a post, but I sometimes wonder if some folks have a bit of trouble taking me seriously in a serious thread.

I settled on this particular form of the Sacred Name because I figured (correctly) that there was already a **Bullwinkle** here. I think I sensed at the time that the initials **BJ** would occasionally lead to salicious comment, and it has. Oh, well. Just gives me a chance to crack jokes like “Generous Canadian beer drinkers enjoy giving Moosehead”.  
A couple of weeks back there was a thread in GQ started by **DefyingGravity**. During the discussion her husband joined in, registering under the name **ImGravity**. Wonderful!

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/166 "2007-11-22T15:55:00Z")

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Looks like the hamsters are getting into the cranberry sauce. . . .

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/167 "2007-11-22T22:27:42Z")

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Not really. Everything I could think of was taken and I didn’t wanna just type a random: **lkjkng148** sort of name.Im a fan of the movie but not _that_ big a fan. I fall into the “too lazy to bother with it” camp. And besides to me it’s not that big of a deal.

Although watching me with my [little friend](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFLN48eA6lI) you’d prolly think it suits me. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/168 "2007-11-22T22:43:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Tony Montana]  
Not really. Everything I could think of was taken and I didn’t wanna just type a random: **lkjkng148** sort of name.Im a fan of the movie but not _that_ big a fan. I fall into the “too lazy to bother with it” camp. And besides to me it’s not that big of a deal.

Although watching me with my [little friend](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFLN48eA6lI) you’d prolly think it suits me. :eek:  
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AK-47? I thought you lived here in California?

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/169 "2007-11-22T22:51:17Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
AK-47? I thought you lived here in California?  
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I go back and forth betwix Alaska & Ca. Im ‘uni-coastal’ (heh,ok that was bad)

When I go back to Ca,I leave the gun & take the cannolly (sp). 😃

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/170 "2007-11-22T22:59:28Z")

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I gotta admit, your response was much less interesting than the story I _thought_ I might hear. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/171 "2007-11-22T23:30:17Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
I gotta admit, your response was much less interesting than the story I _thought_ I might hear. 😉  
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Well ok I run a continuing criminal enterprise with shell corporations world wide.That vid was recorded on my private compound in Ca where I house my ‘family’ and keep my enormous cache of weaponry.You dragged it out of me,lets keep it between us.

😉

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/172 "2007-11-22T23:46:17Z")

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No, I don’t particularly like it anymore - this was what I was using in general online at the time I signed up, but most places I’ve moved to something different.

But since the other one I’m using I’ve very specifically allowed to become connected to my real name for professional reasons, it actually still makes sense to me to keep this one disconnected. Not that I hide my real name for any reason other than that it’s very unique, but I’m not sure that with my next job search I’d want the Dope to come up.

If I could come up with a name that I liked more than this one (and that wasn’t the other one I use), I’d change. But I haven’t yet, so there’s no real reason to.

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**Author:** ![Mint\_Julep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc79bd/32.png) [@Mint\_Julep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mint_Julep)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-happy-with-your-username/426588/173 "2007-11-28T22:03:00Z")

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Southern girl with a minor drinking problem.

It fits.

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