# Are you High? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339 "2000-03-03T06:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Masterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/1 "2000-03-03T06:47:00Z")
Hey Ya’ll get high on here, thats why it’s called the Straight Dope. 🙂 IM HIGH 🙂 * * * ~-MCM-~ ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/2 "2000-03-03T06:54:00Z")
Sex and drugs and rock-n-roll, right, Mikey? You are incredibly immature and annoying. I would really go off on you here, but this is not the Pit, and I am not, as yet, a qualified Flame Master. I will keep it simple: Grow Up. Chrome Toaster ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/3 "2000-03-03T06:55:00Z")
I live at about 1500 feet above sea level, but I understand there are some posters here in Colorado, so they probably live higher than I do. -Melin * * * Who is NOT Straight Dope Staff Siamese attack puppet – California ---
**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/4 "2000-03-03T07:02:00Z")
Way high up here. eating chocolate chip cookies by the ton, GOD ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/5 "2000-03-03T07:03:00Z")
Pass a cookie, I have the munchies. 🙂 * * * [Cessandra](http://envy.nu/cessandra/profile.html) I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids! ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/6 "2000-03-03T16:31:00Z")
No, just on the 2nd floor. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/7 "2000-03-03T16:36:00Z")
Judging from the number of threads you’ve started, I’d say most of us pretty well guessed that. Drugs and sex seem to be your life. What a waste. I’m high on life and that’s enough. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/8 "2000-03-03T16:38:00Z")
every day man, every day… pass those cookies over here, please? Milk? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/9 "2000-03-03T17:11:00Z")
So Michael, even stoners try to have a purpose to their questions. What was yours? ---
**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/10 "2000-03-05T06:34:00Z")
Honestly, I’ve never been high and never plan to be. Never been drunk either. But like Melin pointed out, I’m in Colorado. * * * I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon. ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/11 "2000-03-05T05:06:00Z")
Well, the attic is three stories off the ground, so that is high, and in the basement, it’s almost underground, which is pretty low. So, I’d say, both, yeah. * * * “The more hours people use the Internet, the less time they spend with real human beings.” Norman Nie, a Stanford political scientist on results of his study of the Internet’s impact on society. ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/12 "2000-03-05T05:25:00Z")
**AzRaek** , how high? I’m in Tahoe at about 6300ft… 🙂 * * * The most rewarding part was when I got my money! -Dr. Nick Riviera ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-high/14339/13 "2000-03-05T05:25:00Z")
Please do not feed the troll.