# Are you looking for companionship?  Love?  Raw, animal-like sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-looking-for-companionship-love-raw-animal-like-sex/853276>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 6, 2020, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-looking-for-companionship-love-raw-animal-like-sex/853276 "2020-05-06T16:23:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-looking-for-companionship-love-raw-animal-like-sex/853276/1 "2020-05-06T16:23:44Z")

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First read this, cuz the Dope don’t approve. Or just says you’re on your own, but be careful. Or something; I didn’t read it and the authors didn’t stick around to answer your questions.

> **[Real Life Meetings of Members](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=457122)**
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> The Chicago Reader, Inc., and its agents, including the administrators and moderators of the Straight Dope Message Board, are in no way responsible for anything associated with any real life meeting of our members. While we permit SDMB users to post...

Next, sit back and think about yourself, the kind of person you are, the kind you’d like to meet. You have plenty of time for introspection in this time of plague. Write both things down in your little comput-o-tron and post them.

Communication can be here or through the board’s personal messenger app. It’s private enough. Just have it and notifications switched on in your personal settings.

Please follow the cardinal law: Don’t be a jerk. If someone is jerkish with you feel free to report them because the mods and admins have nothing better to do. Just joking, Jenny!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-looking-for-companionship-love-raw-animal-like-sex/853276/2 "2020-05-06T17:14:38Z")

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Please note that I’m not asking for myself, but for friends–yeah, that’s it, FRIENDS–who have been looking for love in all the wrong places and I want to give them an even worse option.