# Are You Lost Royalty? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879 "2001-11-12T05:27:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/61 "2001-11-12T19:32:19Z")
Let’s see… I’m apparently the Poobah of The Beechwood Inn, despite the fact that I have NO clue where the hell the Beechwood Inn is, nor do I know exactly why they would need a Poobah. Married name is pretty cute… Holy Empress of Rhinoceroseseses. All I want for Christmas!! And, I would like to point out that I outrank both **Cougar** AND **Nym** , as the Contessa of The Panty Society, Bobkitty van der Lord. ::snicker:: You must all do my bidding. Quick, to the PantyMobile[sup]tm[/sup]… we must away to the homes of all the attractive male dopers! But my personal favorite has GOT to be: CEO of That Thingie That Hangs Down the Back of Your Throat. So many, many, MANY ways to misinterpret that. Hey, **Obsidian** … how do I get in on your “Priestess of Belligerent Psychiatrists”? 😃 -BK ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/62 "2001-11-12T19:32:29Z")
Constable of The Baby Monkey Coalition, Erika O. Ward ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/63 "2001-11-12T19:34:34Z")
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! **This** is it. This is me. I’ll keep the rest of them, but this is my all-time favorite. Announcing… **Baroness Junior Grade of Furry Wilderness Creatures.** Yay! -BK ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/64 "2001-11-12T19:56:42Z")
Maharaja of The Right Side of The Matrix, Jane M. D’Oh XVIII Where is the potato? What’s up with that potato stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/65 "2001-11-12T20:06:51Z")
Über-Sorceress of Procrastination, Sassy but when I marry I will be: Mayor of The Institute for Promotion of Various Silly Practices or 🙂 Commander of Nipples and my man will be: Minor Lord of The Black Army of Panties or Mage of Death, _his name_, The Obsequious ---
**Author:** ![jmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmonster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/66 "2001-11-12T20:21:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > Let’s see… I’m apparently the Poobah of The Beechwood Inn, despite the fact that I have NO clue where the hell the Beechwood Inn is, nor do I know exactly why they would need a Poobah. It’s a little dive that my friends and I used to drink in, on the corner of Milwaukee and Wolcott/Wood (in Chicago). Also, I gotta know, is it really that confusing that you can do it multiple times? I know that some of those _lesser_ title generators tie it to your input, but my way just seems better, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/67 "2001-11-12T20:27:43Z")
Mega Moff Emeritus of The Olsen Twins, Milo the Seventy-Twoth ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/68 "2001-11-12T20:35:39Z")
I am the **Mistress-In-Training of the Reformed Order of Naughty Bits**. I wonder when I end my training? ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/69 "2001-11-12T20:47:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jmonster \* > \*\*Also, I gotta know, is it really that confusing that you can do it multiple times? I know that some of those _lesser_ title generators tie it to your input, but my way just seems better, you know? \*\* Well, I for one have several names that I could put in… it wasn’t til I’d put the third one in that I realized there was a choice between ‘these options again’ and ‘different options.’ I’m just used to the more inferior generators that actually have something to do with what you type in. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/70 "2001-11-12T20:54:50Z")
**jmonster**? That is your generator? I think this one os my favorite of all the ones I’ve seen lately! 😃 A friend of mine has a link to it from his site. That’s how I found it. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/71 "2001-11-12T23:15:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > \*\*…Mighty Footsoldier Maximus of The Ridiculous Army of Kicking Oprah’s Ass… \*\* Imposter! That’s **jarbabyj’s** title! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmonster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/72 "2001-11-12T23:23:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > **jmonster**? That is your generator? Yep. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/73 "2001-11-12T23:32:35Z")
LOL. This was just too much fun. Thanks for the site. Let’s see, it came up with several for me. **Minor Goddess of Encyclopeadias, Purrplebear N D’Pinklace** Okay, who told on me? **Woman-at-arms of the Ministry of Small Furry Animals, Karyn T. VI** Hey! They know me! **Chairwoman of Wee Ceramic Kittens, Karyn Elman** I only have ten, I swear! **Mayor of the Reformed Order of Evil Leapers, Purrplebear N. D’Pinklace** I’m not sure I want to know… **Empress of Cats and Mysterious Briefcases, Viki Poutylips** Works for me. They know me too well, it seems. I did get a couple more, but since I’m a lady and don’t talk like that, I won’t repeat them here. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/74 "2001-11-12T23:33:43Z")
Behold, for I am: Earl of The Left Side of Precast Concrete Solutions, Kyle Jesse Cottle & The McNugget of The Lesbian Coalition, Kyle Jesse Cottle ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/75 "2001-11-12T23:38:36Z")
**Poobah of Everlasting Gobblestompers** , **Imthjckaz Herring Wakshlag** 2nd option **The Guy in Charge of Haberdashers** , **Imthjckaz van der Simon IV** 3rd option **Mecha, Abbot of Passersby** , **Imthjckaz Alcatraz** ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/76 "2001-11-12T23:56:45Z")
Real name: **Acting Bailiff of Sleeping With The Teacher** Acting? Here’s hoping the _real_ Bailiff stays away… Screen name: **The Birdman of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Snoop Doggy Ferrous Folger, Oppressor o’ the Masses** “Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!” Heh heh. Didn’t know it was me, didja? ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/77 "2001-11-13T00:06:04Z")
Representative of Zeppelins, Lorna Lillian of the Ellis Not too bad. I expect y’all to remember that and will respond only to it… ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/78 "2001-11-13T01:08:22Z")
Originally, I was **Knight of Rhinoceroseseses, Icarus** Then, after a palace coup I went into hiding and became **Acting Raja of The Moon, Passers-By and Boxer Briefs, Mr. Icarus** Now, through a beneficial marriage, I can claim the title of **Minor Viscount of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, DJ Icarus** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/79 "2001-11-13T05:20:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kwyjibo \* > \*\*So Mr. Torque? Who’s the real Max now? 😃 \*\* You DARE speak to the Khan of Rhinoceroseseses, Jedi Master Maximillian Q Torque! Loyal rhinoceroseseses! SIEZE HIM!! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/80 "2001-11-13T05:36:48Z")
I knew if I hit that damn thing enough times, I’d get one I liked. I am…TAADAA! Goddess of The Lesbian Society, Sister Persephone [sub]'cept I’m not a lesbian. Not yet, anyway. :D[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879.md?page=5)