# Are You  Lost Royalty?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879 "2001-11-12T05:27:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/81 "2001-11-13T06:00:28Z")

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When I put in my full name, I got:

**Bard of Youth in Asia,** [my name].

When I went back and didn’t put in any name, it gave me:

"You shall henceforth be known as:

\*\*Sheikh of All Things Not Pertaining to The Matrix,

```
 Mrs. P. "I Found the Carrot" Nolt V**"

```

And then it said:

“We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.”

These people are _far too silly._

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/82 "2001-11-13T06:05:18Z")

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Apparently, I’m also:

**Warden of the Olsen Twins**

**Cardinal of Black Helicopters**

**Vice Admiral Lower Half of The Matrix**

and

**CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders**

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/83 "2001-11-13T06:06:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\*CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders \*\*

Should be

**CEO Junior Grade of Making Cheerleaders Squeal**

[sub]I previewed that post and still missed this one :rolleyes:[/sub]

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**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-lost-royalty/92879/84 "2001-11-13T06:12:54Z")

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“Contessa of Soapy Detergents”? Aw, I never get the good ones.

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