# Are you male or female? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686 "2001-04-29T00:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/1 "2001-04-29T00:39:48Z")
I start this thread so we can figger out who’s who around here. You can’t always tell from the UserName. (People aren’t sure if **Czarcasm** , a moderator in IMHO, is female or not, for example.) I’ll go first: Male. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/2 "2001-04-29T00:44:55Z")
Female. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/3 "2001-04-29T00:50:15Z")
Yes, I am male or female. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/4 "2001-04-29T00:54:31Z")
Well, I gots Huevos… ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/5 "2001-04-29T00:58:28Z")
**Czarcasm** is male. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/6 "2001-04-29T01:03:18Z")
haven’t we moved beyond this, or some other indignent comment. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/7 "2001-04-29T01:14:54Z")
Indignant. Female. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/8 "2001-04-29T01:23:25Z")
Ain’t telling. _sticks out tongue_ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/9 "2001-04-29T01:27:15Z")
I’m not sure anymore. ---
**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/10 "2001-04-29T01:33:24Z")
Which answer is most likely to get me sex with some of the goddesses of this board? Ugly ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/11 "2001-04-29T01:38:22Z")
:: pulls down pants and checks :: Yup. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/12 "2001-04-29T02:00:59Z")
Female. Definitely not a lady though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/13 "2001-04-29T02:02:23Z")
Androgynous. ---
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/14 "2001-04-29T02:08:04Z")
Yep i got one. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/15 "2001-04-29T02:14:44Z")
**Euty** is female? Or is that a joke? I swear I had been told earlier that **Eutychus55** is male. Please answer me! (And no jokes this time!) [sub]I feel like a moron…[/sub] I’m female. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/16 "2001-04-29T02:15:38Z")
Dinsdale! ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/17 "2001-04-29T02:37:34Z")
I’m either male or a lesbian, because I’s likes wimmin. **Spider Woman** to be exact. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/18 "2001-04-29T03:17:39Z")
I’m either male or female, because I like guys… I be fagboy. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/19 "2001-04-29T03:18:44Z")
\ Female. _All_ female. Just ask **Mr Bear**. 😉 I’ll answer you, if no one else will. **Euty** , **SPOOFE** , **Bumbazine** , **Dire Wolf** , **Dark Lord** , and **imthjckaz** are definitely male. I won’t answer for the others, or for the females, just in case I’m wrong about some of them. :eek: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/20 "2001-04-29T03:20:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > **I swear I had been told earlier that Eutychus55 is male.** Her beard threw you off. I, however, have reason to believe I am male. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686.md?page=2)