# Are you male or female?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686 "2001-04-29T00:39:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/21 "2001-04-29T03:24:55Z")

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A very available 20-year old female.  
And I am not kidding.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/22 "2001-04-29T03:29:57Z")

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I dunno, you tell me…

MsRobyn

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/23 "2001-04-29T03:45:17Z")

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I thrive on confusion.

(I’ve been identified as both sexes, several races and most sexualities. Even in person. :rolleyes: )

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/24 "2001-04-29T03:46:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \*  
> **[sub]I feel like a moron…[/sub]**

::feeling **FireUnderpantsBoobs** ::

Hmm… you don’t feel like a moron to me!

**UncleBill** is very male (duh).

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/25 "2001-04-29T03:50:10Z")

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I don’t know quite how to reply…😉

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**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/26 "2001-04-29T03:56:16Z")

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To quote **Uncle Bill** , DUH! I’m a guy.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/27 "2001-04-29T04:03:08Z")

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XX. Unless some O has slipped in, in which case I’m a tic-tac-toe board.

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**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/28 "2001-04-29T04:06:09Z")

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A very tomboyish female.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/29 "2001-04-29T04:17:15Z")

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More woman than you’ll ever get (or could handle) and more man than you’ll ever be. 😉

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**Author:** ![Mr.White](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Mr.White](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.White)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/30 "2001-04-29T04:19:38Z")

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_ **Jeep’s Phoenix** said it_

> [@](#):
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> Female.
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> Definitely not a lady though.

My kinda gal!

_And **dlgirl** opined_

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> A very available 20-year old female.  
> And I am not kidding.

Hello there……

Me, I’m definitely a Male Lesbian 😃

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/31 "2001-04-29T04:37:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*Female. \*\*

Yes you are. 😉  
I’m male. Just ask **racinchikki**. She knows. (😉 again)

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/32 "2001-04-29T04:44:46Z")

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Well, not that long ago, someone [started a thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=66567) that welcomed a female that was supposedly using the name **Atreyu**. Checked in to correct the situation, and to state that I’m male.

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**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/33 "2001-04-29T04:46:05Z")

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Female.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/34 "2001-04-29T05:29:41Z")

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I used to be male. Now I’m just sort of there.

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/35 "2001-04-29T05:49:52Z")

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**email**

[Kent13TN@aol.com](mailto:Kent13TN@aol.com)

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/36 "2001-04-29T06:37:50Z")

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Ok, I guess this is my chance to clear up something for those of you who might still be confused…

**Monste104** is a male. You know, the gender with the penis and testicles.

**monster** (note the lower case ‘m’ and the lack of numerals appended to the name) is a female. You know, the gender that speaks the cryptic “girl” language.

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**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/37 "2001-04-29T06:41:48Z")

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Let’s see…

[Looks at two lumpy thing under shirt. Checks for an appendage in the pants.]

FEMALE!

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/38 "2001-04-29T06:44:48Z")

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Well, sorry…I can’t speak for **Monste104** , but **Monster104** is a male.

Damn typos.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/39 "2001-04-29T07:14:25Z")

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Most definitely female.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/40 "2001-04-29T07:17:45Z")

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Very much female.

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