# Are you male or female? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686 "2001-04-29T00:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/41 "2001-04-29T08:13:56Z")
Although I quite often say that I’m a man, I am in fact a female. Surprised, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/42 "2001-04-29T13:38:40Z")
I’m a gentleman. And gentlemen never tell. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/43 "2001-04-29T13:55:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*A very available 20-year old female. > And I am not kidding. \*\* Male and … how you doing?? ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/44 "2001-04-29T14:26:47Z")
Female ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/45 "2001-04-29T14:35:02Z")
expecting Daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/46 "2001-04-29T14:58:39Z")
Well, I like to think that I’m a straight female, But the **Arden** had to start messing with my head by saying this: > [@](#): > > More woman than you’ll ever get (or could handle) and more man than you’ll ever be. Dang. Arden, we have just GOT to do lunch sometime. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/47 "2001-04-29T14:59:55Z")
Male. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/48 "2001-04-29T15:28:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Do you balls hang low, > Do they wobble to and fro? > > Can you tie 'em in a know, > Can you tie 'em in a bow? > > Can you swing o’er your shoulder > Like a continental soldier? > > Do your balls hang low? male ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/49 "2001-04-29T16:11:12Z")
Male, and thespark’s gender test agrees. you know **dlgirl** , you might want to unhide your email. Not that it’s really helped me much, but I blame that on the username. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/50 "2001-04-29T16:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Well, I like to think that I’m a straight female, But the **Arden** had to start messing with my head by saying this: > > > [@](#): > > > > More woman than you’ll ever get (or could handle) and more man than you’ll ever be. > > Dang. Arden, we have just GOT to do lunch sometime. 😃 > \*\* You got it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/51 "2001-04-29T16:43:15Z")
I be male. ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/52 "2001-04-29T19:29:10Z")
Two X chromosomes ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/53 "2001-04-29T19:58:46Z")
Define “male” and “female”. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/54 "2001-04-29T20:35:45Z")
Ask **Montfort** , he should know. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/55 "2001-04-29T20:49:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > > \*\*A very available 20-year old female. > > And I am not kidding. \*\* > > Male and … > > how you doing?? \*\* I am doing quite well, thank you. TheNerd, sorry about my email. Damn, and I thought I checked everything off right… Freyr~thanks for the laugh…I have the same little ditty for my chest. Hee, hee. I love immaturity.😃 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/56 "2001-04-29T20:54:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > I am doing quite well, thank you. > > TheNerd, sorry about my email. Damn, and I thought I checked everything off right… > > Freyr~thanks for the laugh…I have the same little ditty for my chest. Hee, hee. **I love immaturity.😃** \ Yep! Then you’ve obviously come to the right place! 😛😃 _[sup]\_[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/57 "2001-04-29T20:58:56Z")
Hey, we’re PLENTY mature! Sometimes. 😉 As for me, _looks at chest_ Female. Trust me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/58 "2001-04-29T21:02:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > > \*\*Female. \*\* > > Yes you are. 😉 > \*\* Thank GOD you cleared that up for me, hon! I wasn’t _quite_ certain until you reassured me. Now I don’t feel nearly as bad about buying all those new shoes the other day! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/59 "2001-04-29T22:47:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Hey, we’re PLENTY mature! Sometimes. 😉 > > As for me, _looks at chest_ Female. Trust me. 😉 \*\* I refuse to trust your word. I demand proof! ^\_\_~ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/60 "2001-04-29T22:58:44Z")
_laughs_ You’re welcome to come find out for sure anytime, hon… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686.md?page=4)