# Are you male or female? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686 "2001-04-29T00:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/61 "2001-04-29T23:13:18Z")
Male. Robustly male. I’ve got maleness oozing from my pores. Maleness springing from every finger and toe. Maleness sliding off the hems of my little black cocktail dress. [sub]Oops. Did I say that last one in my out loud voice?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Wastrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f17d59/32.png) [@Wastrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wastrel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/62 "2001-04-30T02:06:02Z")
Male, I think. No wait, the answer is A. Most definitely, A. Oh damn, I fail again? Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/63 "2001-04-30T02:09:02Z")
no no no. the answer is always C. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/64 "2001-04-30T02:57:14Z")
Male…_double checks_…yep, male. I am _too_ secure! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/65 "2001-04-30T02:58:12Z")
Male Guy Man Boy Dude ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/66 "2001-04-30T03:46:29Z")
Male here. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\*A very available 20-year old female. > And I am not kidding. \*\* [Animaniacs] Helloooo, nurse! [/Animaniacs] You know I’m looking for a new virtual wife. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/67 "2001-04-30T03:55:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **You know I’m looking for a new virtual wife.** I saw her first! Keep away! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/68 "2001-04-30T06:05:36Z")
Female. \ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/69 "2001-04-30T06:33:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Well, I like to think that I’m a straight female > \*\* Hmmm…I always imagined you were the experimental type–where’d I get that idea? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/70 "2001-04-30T07:13:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > **You know I’m looking for a new virtual wife.** > > I saw her first! Keep away! 😃 \*\* Now, now you two. I will see who’s worthy. I love the vying for my attention bit. Keep it up.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mothra\_s\_Pilot\_Car](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mothra\_s\_Pilot\_Car](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mothra_s_Pilot_Car)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/71 "2001-04-30T07:59:51Z")
OOoooh! ooh! ::hops up and down:: Female! Female! \ ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/72 "2001-04-30T13:34:54Z")
Hmm…I won’t say more then I’m 100% Phreak and a Freak to boot… ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/73 "2001-04-30T13:55:16Z")
I’m whatever you want me to be, baby. 😃 Um, just kidding. Male, definitely male. And I’ll kick the crap out of anybody who says different. _flexes muscles heroically, then builds a sports car out of spare parts, belches, watches football and downs a six pack of beer_ ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/74 "2001-04-30T14:08:53Z")
If I were anything but male I think Mrs Chance would be greatly surprised. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/75 "2001-04-30T14:31:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*expecting Daddy. \*\* And you are expecting him to do what? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/76 "2001-04-30T15:19:11Z")
[sound of zipper, tuneless humming, zipper again] Male. Yup, male. And that’s my final answer. [flowers, candy and expensive French perfume] Hey **dlgirl** , could I buy you a drink? Dinner? A convertible? [/flowers, candy and expensive French perfume] Yer pal, Zappo ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/77 "2001-04-30T23:08:11Z")
[Curly] Oh, a bunch a’ wise guys, eh? _barks and growls_ [/Curly] ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/78 "2001-04-30T23:18:08Z")
If I’m not female, then I’m really overdue for that breast reduction! ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/79 "2001-05-01T19:09:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zappo \* > \*\*[sound of zipper, tuneless humming, zipper again] > > Male. Yup, male. And that’s my final answer. > > [flowers, candy and expensive French perfume] Hey **dlgirl** , could I buy you a drink? Dinner? A convertible? [/flowers, candy and expensive French perfume] > > Yer pal, > > Zappo \*\* Oh, wow! A pal! 😃 Just kidding. I think I will take the convertible, if you don’t mind. Will you be inside? If so, then make sure that you are presentable, with your zipper up, thank you very much. Dinner would be great, but drinks would be a no-no as I am only 20(until October). And the French perfume is nice, as long as it doesn’t mean that I stink. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/80 "2001-05-01T19:26:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mothra’s Pilot Car \* > \*\*OOoooh! ooh! > > ::hops up and down:: > > Female! Female! > > \*\* Do that again, please 🙂 **PurpleBear,** thanks for remembering, dear lady. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686.md?page=5)