# Are you male or female? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686 "2001-04-29T00:39:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/81 "2001-05-01T19:39:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mothra’s Pilot Car \* > \*\*OOoooh! ooh! > > ::hops up and down:: > > Female! Female! > > \*\* Do that again, please 🙂 **PurpleBear,** thanks for remembering, dear lady. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/82 "2001-05-01T19:53:59Z")
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! Apparently _UNABLE TO FIND SERVER_ does **not** mean it didn’t go through. If any mods are lurking hereabouts, would you please delete one of those, if you have a minute. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![NPavelka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NPavelka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NPavelka)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/83 "2001-05-01T20:50:28Z")
A guy last time I checked… maybe I should go to the rest room and confirm that… ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/84 "2001-05-01T21:11:25Z")
[hijack] Today in my health class, we viewed slides of various STDs. There was one picture of genital warts, and our teacher said, “Actually, I don’t know if this is a man or a woman.” The warts were that bad. I think it was a man. This really has nothing to do with the topic except it involves gender ambiguity. Also, I had to share. The STD slide show was all I could talk about today. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/85 "2001-05-01T21:18:29Z")
Contrary to **phantomdiver** , who mistook me for my very much grown sister, [I](http://angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/pics.html) am male. I am not kidding. Nor are my forearms as large as they look in that picture. ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/86 "2001-05-01T21:23:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > \*\*[hijack] > Today in my health class, we viewed slides of various STDs. There was one picture of genital warts, and our teacher said, “Actually, I don’t know if this is a man or a woman.” The warts were that bad. I think it was a man. > This really has nothing to do with the topic except it involves gender ambiguity. Also, I had to share. The STD slide show was all I could talk about today. > [/hijack] \*\* I can see where an image like that would stick in one’s mind. :eek: Since I’m posting, I might as well mention I’m female. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/87 "2001-05-02T01:19:28Z")
Okay, I’m female, and _just like a woman_, I’m always running late. That’s why it took me so long to get to this thread…! ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/88 "2001-05-02T04:01:41Z")
Oh man, you mean you have to _ask_? Okay - here’s a hint: I own more than three pairs of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/89 "2001-05-02T04:07:45Z")
Male. Definitely male. \ Hey ladies! Who wants some? \ ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686/90 "2001-05-02T04:18:47Z")
Well, I think it should be obvious from my username. . . No. No. My _sig_! It’s obvious from my sig. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-male-or-female/63686.md?page=4)