# Are you moderator whipped?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 3, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877 "2000-09-03T18:22:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/1 "2000-09-03T18:22:00Z")
I am. Everytime I see one in any of my post I go all jelly inside. If one ever bitched me out I would probably just shit a large square brick. I know that they are nice people but you know, they got the mantle of authority. Hey! Maybe that’s it! I am scared of people in authority…yeah forget all that other stuff cause that’s what I am trying to say…people in authority make me nervous. But then it could just be acceptance…I need acceptance, yep I think that is _really_ what it is with me just gaining acceptance… especially from people in authority. Nevermind what I said before about whatever it was…
You guys think I am just being a big pussy? It’s ok to answer I ain’t afraid you nonmoderating peons…
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### Author:  [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/2 "2000-09-03T18:23:49Z")
You have problems. 😃
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### Author:  [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/3 "2000-09-03T18:27:26Z")
Why should you be scared of them aha? Everyone knows you suck up to them like there is no tommorrow. 🙂
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### Author:  [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/4 "2000-09-03T18:28:36Z")
[gratuitous ass-kissing]
Mods rule. Mods are great. They are always so observant and quick to step in (but only when they have to) and do their job, which they are so good at. Have you noticed how they always so witty and smart sounding? I wish I was a mod.
[/gratuitous ass-kissing]
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/5 "2000-09-03T18:32:30Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \*
> \*\*Why should you be scared of them aha? Everyone knows you suck up to them like there is no tommorrow. 🙂 \*\*
TS where the hell did you get that idea? Oh yeah **those** threads a while back. Well I have grown since then. And by the way don’t **you** owe **me** 10 dollars?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/6 "2000-09-03T18:39:24Z")
pssst…aha, c’mere…
We need to start a club, my friend. I get this little tingly feeling whenever I see a moderator in a thread I’ve started, or replying to something I’ve said in another thread. I get this “Woohoo! They noticed me!” feeling, especially when I’ve emailed them with a request, and they actually take time out of their busy lives to grant it.
Did I tell you that Gaudere actually spilled her drink on me in Chicago last spring? I had the drink-stained nylons framed, and they’re hanging up in the basement, right next to my email from Tuba telling me to just let her know when I wanted to change my username and she’d do it, the email from Ed Zotti requesting my participation in the Psychic Orgasm research, and the email from Euty saying he’d locked a thread that I asked him to lock. Oh, I also have UncleBeer’s autograph, before he was a moderator, and a picture of Alphagene smiling.
Is that whipped enough for ya? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/7 "2000-09-03T18:42:19Z")
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> TS where the hell did you get that idea? Oh yeah those threads a while back. Well I have grown since then. And by the way don’t you owe me 10 dollars?
What? I vaguely remember Cecil welcoming a Hoo somethin or other. Could that have been you?
Nah 😛
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/8 "2000-09-03T18:50:40Z")
ohhh perse you is whipped baby!
TS, you hair splitter. 😃
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/9 "2000-09-03T20:19:18Z")
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> \*Originally posted by aha \*
> \*\*You guys think I am just being a big pussy? It’s ok to answer I ain’t afraid you nonmoderating peons… \*\*
Just watch your back, spud boy.
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### Author:  [@Greener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greener)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/10 "2000-09-03T20:21:59Z")
I thought they all said hi to you.
They can’t be so bad.
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/11 "2000-09-03T20:29:50Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by aha \*
> > \*\*You guys think I am just being a big pussy? It’s ok to answer I ain’t afraid of you nonmoderating peons… \*\*
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> Just watch your back, spud boy.
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> \*\*
Ohhhhh good jesus there is one now. ::nervous:: heh heh hi Euty! ( He said I could call him Euty)
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/12 "2000-09-03T20:34:53Z")
What does it mean, “mod”?
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### Author:  [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/13 "2000-09-03T20:51:44Z")
Eh… don’t worry, aha. I’ve been chewed out somethin royal before, but I don’t think any of them truly hold it against me… well… not all of them. 😃
–Tim
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/14 "2000-09-03T21:07:14Z")
wow… yeah you are a big pussy.
What happens when you get pulled over? You know… like by a REAL cop and not just some sorta internet message board cop? 🙂
That goes for you to perse… only… can a woman be a pussy? …or should you be a dick? I’m so confused.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/15 "2000-09-03T21:32:15Z")
I am willing to be, if I can choose the moderator.
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/16 "2000-09-03T21:46:31Z")
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> What happens when you get pulled over? You know… like by a REAL cop and not just some sorta internet message board cop?
I make in my pants ok?
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### Author:  [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/17 "2000-09-03T22:05:16Z")
It’s nice knowing that I gained favor with TubaDiva by sending her chocolate 😉
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/18 "2000-09-03T22:56:04Z")
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> What happens when you get pulled over? You know… like by a REAL cop and not just some sorta internet message board cop?
I don’t know. I’ve never been pulled over, myself. I’ve been with people who have been pulled over, though. I just sit there.
Yes, a woman can be a pussy, too. A pussy is more than just a genital–it’s a state of mind. 😃
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/19 "2000-09-03T23:24:44Z")
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> A pussy is more than just a genital–it’s a state of mind.
Yessss I wish I had said that!
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### Author:  [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-moderator-whipped/31877/20 "2000-09-04T00:20:17Z")
Not yet, but I’m hoping…
Wait a minute, I’ve got to start READING these before I start posting.
Never mind.
Back to your moderator sucking up,
WAIT A MINUTE!
Never mind.
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