# Are you naked on the internet someplace? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 16, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636 "2006-03-16T19:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/1 "2006-03-16T19:10:41Z")
No - you don’t have to link for me. I was surfing, ahem, picture sites the other day and I wondered, “Gee, what if I stumbled on a picture of somebody I know?” I haven’t yet, and probably never will just given the percentages. But - for those of you posted on the internet someplace - ever been recognized? -B ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/2 "2006-03-16T19:23:47Z")
Pffft…yeah… Like I’d tell anyone here. :rolleyes: I keep trying to post some but they keep sending them back with a rejection letter saying “The Internet is currently full.” ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/3 "2006-03-16T19:32:38Z")
Nope. In fact there are no nudie shots of me anywhere - not even baby pics. Shame really, 'cus I’m a hottie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/4 "2006-03-16T19:34:15Z")
Only when I get up in the middle of the night and decide to check my email. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/5 "2006-03-16T19:41:25Z")
I can garantee that I am not naked anywhere on the internet - and you all can thank me for that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/6 "2006-03-16T19:41:39Z")
Yes. But I’m not even sure where. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/7 "2006-03-16T19:41:57Z")
Well, there is the [one shot](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.herveybaywhalewatch.com.au/gallery/aerial/pictures/White%2520Whale%25203.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.herveybaywhalewatch.com.au/gallery/aerial/pictures/&h=480&w=640&sz=16&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=Nwo06R4FTehTDM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwhite%2Bwhale%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Dactive) of the time I was skinny-dipping that somehow got on the net… ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/8 "2006-03-16T19:46:49Z")
…Thanks for giving me something to worry about, I was starting to get comfortable. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/9 "2006-03-16T19:47:43Z")
Yes, onn a hookup site, but I took the standard precaution of not showing my face. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/10 "2006-03-16T19:48:09Z")
I only do the Internet at work. If I were nekkid there, going on-line would be the least of my problems. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/11 "2006-03-16T19:52:22Z")
Yes, on some gay messageboards. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/12 "2006-03-16T19:52:54Z")
Holy hell, I hope not. I mean, I’m hot and all… but this candy ain’t for everyone. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/13 "2006-03-16T19:53:18Z")
Yes I am naked somewhere on the internet, in a tasteful artsy pose. Not using my real name or anything remotely linked to myself. It started as a joke, it was a photography class someone special to me was taking part in, that led to some photo’s being snapped. And then we called it quits. The person built a website offering to take your photo, intimate, and discreet, for your loved ones special anniversary whatever. And well now I am on that page in the demo section. I found out about it while doing one of those late night “google everyone you knew” sessions and while pleased with how I looked, not to happy with the fact that I am on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/14 "2006-03-16T19:58:10Z")
Nope. There are no pictures of me anywhere on the net, and you can’t Google my name and get me in the search results. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/15 "2006-03-16T20:00:54Z")
Actually, I’ve done quite a bit of art modeling, so I suppose there could be a painting or something of me nude on the internet somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/16 "2006-03-16T20:12:41Z")
Yes, on a buddy’s page that he keeps on a hidden link, mostly to hide it from his mother, because she reads his regular web page. I would be slightly mortified for my friend’s mom to stumble across that, but I would probably be the least of her concern, as he has quite the collection. ---
**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/17 "2006-03-16T20:39:32Z")
> [@Belrix](#): > > No - you don’t have to link for me. > > I was surfing, ahem, picture sites the other day and I wondered, “Gee, what if I stumbled on a picture of somebody I know?” I haven’t yet, and probably never will just given the percentages. > > But - for those of you posted on the internet someplace - ever been recognized? > > -B Maybe.Whydoyoucare?Whowantstoknow? :dubious: VCNJ~ ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/18 "2006-03-16T20:49:03Z")
Not really, no. Why? Would you like me to be? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/19 "2006-03-16T20:58:24Z")
Nope, no nudity of me on the internet at all. The closest would be in that one girl who has a few shirtless pics of me decided to put them up somewhere, but I’m 99% sure she hasn’t. Not that I’d care, since it’s just shirtless and I’m a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/20 "2006-03-16T21:07:39Z")
Yes. I’ve got your basic “family photo Web site” where I have posted pics of the family, dog, vacation sights, etc. One of the pics in 2000 is of me skinny dipping in a semi-remote location in Canada. It’s tasteful, no naughty bits are seen (just barely), but I’m clearly naked as a jaybird. My mom and dad, relatives, and my network of friends and (select) co-workers all get an e-mail notice whenever I add a significant number of photos to the site. No hang-ups about nudity in the people I hang out with. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=2)