# Are you naked on the internet someplace? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 16, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636 "2006-03-16T19:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/21 "2006-03-16T21:38:43Z")
I shouldn’t be, but I’ve dated someone who once hid a video camera in his bedroom one night when his girlfriend came over…so you never know. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/22 "2006-03-16T21:47:29Z")
Ugh, yes I was. Yes, someone saw them. They even sent me an anonymous email with certain details to prove they knew who I was (my name was not on the site) without letting me know who they were. That creeped me out bad enough to have my pictures removed. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/23 "2006-03-16T22:09:49Z")
Not that I know of. However, I did stumble across a pic of someone I know. I have never told her, and I probably act a little strange around her when I see her. I mean, hell, her ankle were behind her head! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/24 "2006-03-16T23:26:33Z")
There’s nudity on the internet? :eek: Please, I must have more information. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/25 "2006-03-16T23:29:38Z")
The pictures exist, but I doubt they’ve ever been put online. Mainly because I have naked pictures of the only other person who has them. I did come across (no pun intended) a Suicide Girls video with someone who looks very familiar to me, and she was free-spirited enough that she very well may have done it. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/26 "2006-03-16T23:33:45Z")
I don’t _think_ so. They’d be pretty old pictures, if there are any. I have had a couple of old boyfriends take nude photos of me, and some SeaBees took a picture of me on a topless beach in Sicily once… This was all prior to 1986, when I got married. My husband has some nudey shots of me, but I’m sure he hasn’t posted any of them to the 'net. I guess it’s possible that some of those early shots might have made it on here, though. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/27 "2006-03-16T23:35:36Z")
Yeah, they’re out there. More than just naked, too. :smack: ☹ Ah, well. At least I was thinner back then. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/28 "2006-03-16T23:39:29Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > Nope. There are no pictures of me anywhere on the net, and you can’t Google my name and get me in the search results. You [lie](http://simpler-solutions.net/pmachinefree/images/uploads/20040308.jpg), Liar McLiarson! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/29 "2006-03-16T23:45:22Z")
Puh-leez. I’m naked pretty much anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/30 "2006-03-16T23:45:55Z")
I’m nude and on the internet right now. Oh, you meant pictures. No, none of those. Unless it’s from when I was a baby, in which case my parents have some serious explaining to do. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/31 "2006-03-16T23:50:13Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > Nope. There are no pictures of me anywhere on the net, and you can’t Google my name and get me in the search results. Same here. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/32 "2006-03-16T23:53:51Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > You lie, Liar McLiarson! 😃 Now _that_ was funny! It’ll be my official picture now. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/33 "2006-03-17T03:15:43Z")
Yeah. In a coupla places. I learned early on that being one of the few regularly-visiting members of a very nerdy IRC channel gets you a lot of high-quality free warez 🙂 Ok “free if you send me your boobiez.” But high-quality nonetheless 😉 Wether these pics are actually available anywhere over http, I couldn’t say. But if my grandpa or my parents ever Google “zipperjj boobs” well shame on them! ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/34 "2006-03-17T03:16:50Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > …one of the few regularly-visiting members regularly-visiting **FEMALE** members i mean… ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/35 "2006-03-17T03:25:53Z")
Anything naked of me would have to be from before I was 3, so probably not. At least, nothing I’m going to be embarassed about. Just for the hell of it, I did a Google image search. My real name brings up images of a 70’s soft-core porn actress from Sweden, and a video cover from a Barbara Bach fan page. I’m cool with that. Searching my user name brings up a lot of Star Wars images, plus a couple of photos (fully clothed) of a young black woman. Definitely not me. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/36 "2006-03-17T03:26:50Z")
[Moderator Underoos On]Do NOT post non-work friendly links, _please_.[/Moderator Underoos On] ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/37 "2006-03-17T03:31:32Z")
Not in such a manner as anyone can prove the parts are mine, unless they have seen said parts in person. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/38 "2006-03-17T04:42:20Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Yeah, they’re out there. More than just naked, too. :smack: ☹ :eek: I’m guessing from the combination of the smacky and saddy faces used, you are in no way going to give us info on how to obtain said pictures. 😛 (hey, I kid cause I love…or lust…or one of the two. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/39 "2006-03-17T04:56:29Z")
Topless or in underwear, but not totally naked. I’ve taken some pictures of myself over the past few months to track weight loss. I keep them in a photo album on the internet so that I don’t have to keep them on my computer. I don’t know if it counts becuase you wouldn’t find them by doing a search, but they are there. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/40 "2006-03-17T05:54:06Z")
Since the internet has not collapsed into a smoldering heap of whimpering electrons, I would have to say No. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=3)