# Are you naked on the internet someplace? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 16, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636 "2006-03-16T19:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/41 "2006-03-17T06:08:48Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Yes, on some gay messageboards. My email is in my profile…just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/42 "2006-03-17T06:09:42Z")
Nope, not online. And the last time I had a naked picture of myself taken was when I was five years old. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/43 "2006-03-17T06:34:51Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > My email is in my profile…just sayin’… Tsk… if you were industrious, you’d look for them yourself. (And what will **supervenusfreak** think?!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/44 "2006-03-17T06:37:59Z")
Yes, but only one specific part of me (yes, \*\*that \*\*part). ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/45 "2006-03-17T06:51:14Z")
Not me, but one of my exes put his wang on a scanner and hosted the ensuing picture on a website for me to look at… Sorry, can’t remember the URL 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/46 "2006-03-17T06:52:30Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Nope. In fact there are no nudie shots of me anywhere - not even baby pics. > > Shame really, 'cus I’m a hottie. 😃 You know, I’d be happy to help you with that little problem. 😉 As for me, well, either you know or you don’t. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/47 "2006-03-17T06:56:35Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > :eek: > > I’m guessing from the combination of the smacky and saddy faces used, you are in no way going to give us info on how to obtain said pictures. 😛 It’s bad enough they are out there, there’s no way I’m telling how to find them. On some level, I’m thankful, since my name is not attached to them. But I know it’s me. Family and friends would know. Sigh. Not just pictures. Videos. They were made for an ex. He’s an asshole, but I believe he didn’t do it on purpose. He just had a tendency to back things up onto CDs… and them lose them.\* LOSE THEM\*. I found them. **ONLINE**. > [@](#): > > (hey, I kid cause I love…or lust…or one of the two. 😉 ) I vote for… _insanity_. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/48 "2006-03-17T07:07:44Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Tsk… if you were industrious, you’d look for them yourself. (And what will **supervenusfreak** think?!) He’d insist I email them to him… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/49 "2006-03-17T13:45:11Z")
I _wish_ there were. That’d mean I’d finally have some Woodstock '94 pictures. I spent day two walking around wearing nothing but sneakers and a strategically-placed fanny pack. Hundreds of people snapped pics, but I’ve never been able to find any. Meanwhile, the camera we brought with us was lost. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/50 "2006-03-17T14:15:06Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > I’m nude and on the internet right now. So how _you_ doin’? Sorry, couldn’t resist. > [@Hal Briston](#): > > I spent day two walking around wearing nothing but sneakers and a strategically-placed fanny pack. Hundreds of people snapped pics, but I’ve never been able to find any. Smartass reply #1: I guess their camera lenses all cracked. Smartass reply #2: Gee, I didn’t know sheep could use cameras! Sorry, Hal. I don’t know what’s come over me. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/51 "2006-03-17T16:04:04Z")
Well, **Hal** , your Woodstock story reminded me of a few more possible Jess-gone-wild photo ops. I was at Sturgis in '96 and flashed a few (dozen) fellows, some of whom probably had cameras. And I was in New Orleans in 2000 and flashed the street from a balcony several times (and I have the beads to prove it) – again, I’m sure lots of the street crowd below had cameras. Oh, and my husband and I participated in a naked motorcycle ride in Mexico – there were people lined up along the road, and some of them had cameras… But I was on the back of the bike, so not much showed. Any of those pictures could conceivably be online, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/52 "2006-03-17T19:46:39Z")
When you participate in an event called Nudes a Poppin you expect that there are photos out there, what you don’t expect is four years later on your birthday to be presented with a video in which you and your various body parts are on the cover. Talk about a shocker. lol. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/53 "2006-03-17T23:24:47Z")
Probably. I don’t own the pics so I don’t know for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/54 "2006-03-18T05:14:23Z")
Yes, there is. ---
**Author:** ![Jessica\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@Jessica\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessica_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/55 "2006-03-18T05:31:55Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > Actually, I’ve done quite a bit of art modeling, so I suppose there could be a painting or something of me nude on the internet somewhere. Same here and I haven’t been working long, so I’m pretty sure nothing is on the internet yet. Isn’t artist’s model a great job? I’m loving it… But that might be because I have a crush on my boss… ::trying text size, hoping 1 is small and 7 is big:: Don’t tell anyone… but that’s the main reason I started the job ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/56 "2006-03-18T05:39:45Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Yes, on some gay messageboards. You’re not the only one. Had any luck? Gotta love the gay messageboards!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/57 "2006-03-18T06:01:16Z")
No, I’m not naked on the internet anywhere. But I will state that, about 11 years ago when I visited a now-defunct nudist club\* in Topanga Canyon, I routinely spent my time in nothing but Birkenstocks and a fanny pack. I was thinking of mentioning it in the thread I just opened about fanny packs, but it seems to be more appropriate here. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/58 "2006-03-18T06:06:36Z")
> [@](#): > > =Spectre of Pithecanthropus]a now-defunct nudist club\* - I think the club still exists, but they lost their site. Now they are what is called an “unlanded” or “travelling” nudist club. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/59 "2006-03-18T06:15:31Z")
When I was a teenager, my very lewd best friend put up a link on his page to his weiner. He says to me, “Look at this picture of my weiner.” He _physically forces_ me to look at it, and sends a link to it out to his female friends. It’s a fucking hot dog. I haven’t seen him in six years; I hope he’s grown a sense of humor. There are no nude pictures of me around, sadly, unless someone’s taken a non-nude photo of me and photoshopped it appropriately. I’d be kinda curious to see that, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/60 "2006-03-18T17:04:23Z")
> [@D-bear](#): > > You’re not the only one. Had any luck? Gotta love the gay messageboards!!! ::sigh::, if only I knew what you looked like clothed! Then I could fantasize about what you look like naked. Any luck? No, it was really just one of those “I wonder what everyone on these boards looks like naked!” kind of threads. Both of my experiences meeting people online turned out to not work. Apparently, the place to look is at Waffle House. That’s where Anagramless Guy and I met. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=4)