# Are you naked on the internet someplace? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 16, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636 "2006-03-16T19:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/61 "2006-03-18T17:20:22Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Moderator Underoos On]Do NOT post non-work friendly links, _please_.[/Moderator Underoos On] GAAH! My EYES!!! … Please leave the Moderator Underoos _on_ in the future, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/62 "2006-03-18T20:13:29Z")
> [@Paranoid Randroid](#): > > When I was a teenager, my very lewd best friend put up a link on his page to his weiner. He says to me, “Look at this picture of my weiner.” He _physically forces_ me to look at it, and sends a link to it out to his female friends. > > It’s a fucking hot dog. I haven’t seen him in six years; I hope he’s grown a sense of humor. I’d like to share some photos [Playing with my willy](http://homepage.mac.com/smcgroty/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-24%2019.35.13%20-0700/Image-6BD1A326FCB411D9.jpg) [Showing off my woody](http://homepage.mac.com/smcgroty/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-24%2019.35.13%20-0700/Image-6BD1C3BAFCB411D9.jpg) [Proudly displaying my bulbous-headed purple love monster](http://homepage.mac.com/smcgroty/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-24%2019.35.13%20-0700/Image-6BD1E5BEFCB411D9.jpg) [Check out my tentacle!](http://homepage.mac.com/smcgroty/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-24%2019.35.13%20-0700/Image-6BD245F4FCB411D9.jpg) Unfortunately, nobody took photos of me demonstrating my skill at blowing my own weiner (an Oscar Meyer weiner whistle) Oh, one more. Here’s an image of my putz :wally ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/63 "2006-03-18T20:34:40Z")
> [@D-bear](#): > > You’re not the only one. Had any luck? Gotta love the gay messageboards!!! what is it with you bears?? are you all of that persuasion? …a joke, i assure. don’t want to offend. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/64 "2006-03-18T20:41:31Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > what is it with you bears?? are you all of that persuasion? The only exceptions seem to be the Gummi Bears (bouncing here and there and everywhere) and the Care Bears. Before anybody corrects me, I did not forget Super Ted. He and Spotty were very gay. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/65 "2006-03-19T01:54:07Z")
Nope. There also no **non** -naked photos of me on the Web. I am…a _Figure Of Mystery!_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/66 "2006-03-19T02:22:31Z")
Yes. Hopefully the link is locked up and password-protected so no one unwanted can get to them. But it’d be hard to do a search, anyway. And you wouldn’t recognize me as there’s no face shots. I feel like I should give a reason \*why \*they are there but I will resist. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/67 "2006-03-19T05:54:22Z")
Resistance is futile. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/68 "2006-03-19T06:42:07Z")
They’re probably not accessable anymore, but on another messageboard, I posted a bunch of Monty Python-esque Hairy Nekkid Pagan man shots of myself, for the general amusement of myself and others. Funny how a reputation can stick with you, it’s been years, but I still get people who refer to those photos. They were photoshopped unmercifully by other members of the messageboard. My current member photo for the Phoenix Pagan meetup at [Meetup.com](http://Meetup.com) is me dancing skyclad at stonehenge, but it’s a long distance shot, without much detail. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/69 "2006-03-19T12:00:44Z")
Nope. But most of my coworkers are. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/70 "2006-03-19T14:27:42Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Nope. But most of my coworkers are. You don’t happen to work at the Playboy mansion, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/71 "2006-03-19T18:40:27Z")
> [@Laughing Lagomorph](#): > > You don’t happen to work at the Playboy mansion, do you? I can truthfully say that I’ve never seen **GuanoLad** there, myself. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/72 "2006-03-19T20:42:35Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > what is it with you bears?? are you all of that persuasion? > …a joke, i assure. don’t want to offend. [Here’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community) more information. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/73 "2006-03-19T21:34:37Z")
> [@Laughing Lagomorph](#): > > You don’t happen to work at the Playboy mansion, do you? In a sense. I work for a porn site, and many of our ex-models are now employees. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/74 "2006-03-20T01:20:44Z")
Nope. I just googled myself for fun - it seems someone with my real name is a photographer, and just about everyone with my name and a picture looks worse than I do - which is pretty pitiful. Happily, not a nude picture to be seen. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/75 "2006-03-20T01:40:32Z")
None for me. Unless someone surreptitiously videotaped that drug-induced romp me and some girlfriends had with Kid Rock and that dude from Creed a few months back… ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/76 "2006-03-20T03:21:06Z")
Nope, none of me that I know of. There’s been a picture or two taken but I doubt she’s done anything with them if she still owns them at all. I did once come across photos of my best friend’s sister online. I never said anything to either about it. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/77 "2006-03-20T23:51:52Z")
Back in college there was a photo on the front page of the campus paper of me and some others streaking across campus. The photo they published was of us going away from the camera, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some approach shots were taken. This was in the days before internet publishing, so it is unlikely that my hairy butt is on the web somewhere, but it is possible, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/78 "2006-03-21T06:18:14Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > [Here’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_community) more information. oh ohhhhh…THAT bear… okay…there we go, it’s all clicking now. 2 and 2 just simply didn’t make 4. not only did it not make 4 before, i wasn’t even aware 4 existed. wow…for a horribly non-naive person, i feel rather…naive…arg ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/79 "2006-03-21T06:19:27Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > In a sense. I work for a porn site, and many of our ex-models are now employees. hm…well… how are THEY doin? (can ya fault me for tryin?) ---
**Author:** ![bob\_loblaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@bob\_loblaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_loblaw)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636/80 "2006-03-21T13:38:47Z")
i can be found not only naked; but well, variously engaged, shall we say; not only in still pictures, but in moving pictures also, on this great intarwebbing of computation. my face is viewable more than once in both still & moving contexts… let’s just say you will not find any images (moving or still) of the real me by doing any search for any variation of the handle under which i am currently posting, or even under any variation of the name by which i go in real life {aka under which i pay taxes and so forth.} and no, i will not give any clue as how to find the links to where those images are hosted… if you find them by accident; it is because you are paying full price like everyone else who has seen them. i gotsta make a living, ya’know. well, i means i gotsta supplements my livin’ ya’know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-you-naked-on-the-internet-someplace/348636.md?page=5)